And then what, Taylor Swift does the new Bond theme?

Superlatives [White] People (and/or men) Need To Stop Using When Talking About _____ People and What They Really Mean

No wonder Jack froze to death in the North Atlantic. Leo just wouldn’t get on top.

If one day, the Double Creature looks like Pregnant Jennifer Aniston, does that mean the singularity has occurred?

The world needs more reminders of Shirley Chisholm’s existence, because Shirley Chisholm is one of the all-time top humans of all time.

Let’s even just amend Trump’s idiotic comments to a history of terrorism AGAINST THE UNITED STATES. And we can further amend that to say, since the end of WWII.

Tatiana might. I bet her last name is Putin.

I feel about this show the way you guys do, which is like an understated version of what everyone else you work feels about Beyonce.

You can still be black and benefit from the privileges of having light skin.

I love LeBron. He’s my favorite athlete. But so many people I talk to, they still bring up The Decision. (Or claim he’s not a team player. I call BS every time.) Get over it, ya know? Its been the only misstep of his career and it still managed to raise over $2.5 million for the Boys & Girls Club. If only all of our…

I’m fairly certain his mother is mixed.

“If we cease to report on the Kardashians’ reporting of their respective selves, their existence becomes indeterminate.” — Erwin Schrödinger.

I recall this being something my parents and I trotted out whenever discussing the OJ Simpson trial. And now I recollect about this in WTF I was so young and naive kind of way. I’ve attempted to discuss this with my mother a bit given they’re still in STL and I want to talk about these things. I recently discovered…

White people who love Steph Curry and hate LeBron have all sorts of ‘proper’ reasons to rattle off, all of which are mostly subtext for preferring the smaller, light-skinned, half-white guy called Steph over the unapologetic, imposing black dude named LeBron.

While Calvin Harris is not an American citizen, can you see Taylor Swift going anything more exotic than Switzerland?

You mean the 2014 This Is How Comfortable White People Can Feel Better About Themselves While Turning A Blind Eye To Bloodshed Resulting From Institutional Racism Challenge?

Let’s face facts. Everything about Taylor Swift just screams “will eventually marry a top-ranked American male tennis pro.”

Well...she would probably be better about deadlines than Cat Marnell, right?

Whenever I think about how they’re leaving the White House, I try and reassure myself that they will spend the rest of their lives using the fact they were POTUS and FLOTUS to do good. And I’m not talking questionable-ish foundations or sitting on some company’s board, but going out there and Jimmy Cartering whenever…

...or Brett Hull (who apparently just wanted to piss off a bunch of Canadians).