Speaking in non-refugee terms, dual citizenship is pretty useful. There are numerous instances of athletes choosing to compete from another nation because honestly, its might be easier to qualify—especially in sports where you’re competing in multiple events. Sometimes its as easy as being the child of immigrants.…

I want to believe that the gig might be up for Sean Penn, too. Or has everyone just accepted he’s a horrible excuse for a human being but still thinks he should win an Oscar every 10 years?

When I was in college, this dingy dark dance club we went to sold $1 shots of it every Monday.

I still have massive trouble with the idea of Kendall Jenner as an in-demand, high-fashion model. She may have inexplicably wormed her way into the heart of catty Karl Lagerfeld and into the pages of Vogue, but she’s still not model-enough for Leo.

Maybe we should blame whomever co-opted Edward Hopper for Spencer Gifts-staple Boulevard of Broken Dreams? Because starting in the 80s, people really got into combining 50s sex symbols who died too young because of that simple fact.

I bet PartyNextDoor hangs out on The Weeknd.

I am thrilled these two miserable people are divorcing. Hell, I don’t even believe they’re real. They’re just two annoying dinner party guests from any of Jackie Collins’ Lucky Santangelo books that manifested out of a mass-market paperback in the common area of a condo complex outside Orlando.

I just want someone to be over the moon about their impending divorce.

More than anything, if they can’t take this show to 1989, then 1986's issuance of glasnost should suffice.

Selfie was smart and adorable. I’m still bummed it didn't even get a full season.

Come on. There’s so much more going on behind Cheerios’ eyes. Especially when someone opens a can of wet food.

So what does Beyonce have to do, directly or indirectly, that would actually provoke you to utter even the slightest criticism?

If I were Mickey Rourke, I would sue Johnny Depp for identity theft.

I wonder if he reconsidered calling it The Process after learning about The Process Church of the Final Judgment — a Satanic cult of do-gooders with Manson Family ties started by two former Scientologists that at one time kind of included George Clinton as a member. (There’s a great documentary about the group making…

If Bey said she was supporting Trump, Jezebel would hail this as fierce individualism and then issue their own formal endorsement.

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So does Star even mention Guillaume Canet whatsoever? He and Cotillard have been together almost 10 years.

The regional aspect is definitely something. I am originally from STL and have a great deal of family and friends in that area, but definitely not half my friend total. And I am typically shown a fair amount of news from the STL area.

MEN ARE SO LUCKY LIKE THAT.