Also he was regularly seen next to Matthew Lillard, and probably looked better because of it.

Sans LEDs, Kim Kardashian was a dead ringer for the Times Square NYE Ball.

Do you feel me now?

Florence Welch looks like a North Korean restaurant.

I only looked it up based upon the last name, because for some reason, my brain contains the knowledge that Thompson-Deutch were husband & wife.

Sort of like Dakota Johnson, but she thought technology meant 5th grade science.

A few more thoughts:

This shouldn’t be a huge surprise. There were definitely rumblings about it after Trainwreck.

She also attended #nerdprom. I imagine she understood every third or fourth word?

I refuse to care about Emily Ratajkowski. She’s like, the second coming of Shannon Elizabeth.

This is also one of the greatest packages in Daily Show history.

RIGHT? I just adore her. And she’s damn good at what she does, and even more power and respect for her doing it in the community she calls home.

The Flip or Flop people might be the worst. Wait. They’re terrible, but the young couple that flips houses are the devil. Or she is, at least. Chip Gaines is bad, too.

Garry Marshall ensemble chick movies are where Jennifers go to die.

Because Hollywood.

And there shall be outrage when they give her CGI boobs.

Last night, I came up with a theory about Stacey Dash. Its a little bit Dorian Gray/that Tales From The Crypt where Lea Thompson sells her beauty.

You’re actually being serious, aren’t you?

But I mean, DSquared is dressing Beyonce so clearly they are THE GREATEST DESIGNERS IN ALL THE WORLD.

He may be dumb as rocks, but I would bet serious cash he could outscore both the youngest Kris Jenner spawn on the PSAT.