But I would still hit it.

No, but in addition to coining #gamergate, he has historically been confused as one of the Baldwin brothers.

I definitely thought of most of those, but was trying to think of what title had the most equal distribution across races and gender.

Can I say that yes, Hollywood should make more diverse projects, especially since Magic Mike XXL was arguably the only major film that comes close to fitting that description?

I still don’t understand the purpose of Kylie. Or Kendall, for that matter, except that their strange use of grammar (not quite like the Smith children, but...) likely due to the fact they ‘graduated’ from a correspondence high school just makes me sort of incapable of...oh, I have no idea. And their apps. Famous…

Trying to decide which backup dancer is going to Nomi Malone her Cristal Connors. #puppychow

I probably won’t watch this show, but Khloe continuously remains the one Kardashian that may still have a soul. A friend of mine worked on The X-Factor and said that in spite of her limitations and awkwardness in an on-camera host role, she worked her ass off. Showed up early, was always doing whatever she could to…

I wish more seemingly opposed groups would embrace those moments when they discover common ground.

The fact that either one of them might be considered either rich and or famous is proof the economy is broken.

There are 4 Baldwin brothers [An Adam Baldwin is not one of them.] And Stephen Baldwin went all crazy born-again after 9/11 and started a Christian skateboarder crew while also finding time to baptize sister-in-law Chynna Phillips in his bathtub. If I remember correctly, Daniel is like, the Tim Sizemore-ist one of the…

AND the cat or dog (can’t remember) that looks like the British guy who played the cop in Bridesmaids. That was positively UNCANNY.

Tabloid Rule: Once you turn 37, you are automatically pregnant with twins because you obviously need fertility treatments. If not, you are incomplete as a sentient being. (And if you’re married, you’re obviously getting divorced.)

I guess this means Robin won’t be attending.

I think that if you see combat, you should probably suffer from PTSD to some degree. And if you don’t, well then perhaps you have other issues if you can grow immune to being surrounded by (and causing) such death and destruction. And maybe that is what we should also concern ourselves with.

I think I love you.

Nope. Absolutely correct. Back in 2002, I lived with one of Tate Donavan’s cousins. He would joke with his family that he had a habit of “dating women who become really famous only after they break up.” So he seemed to have a good sense of humor about himself. And I don’t know, I’ve always kind of liked Tate Donavan…

Or LIVE NUDE LAMB.

Even with all the Super Bowls and magazine covers, Tom & Gisele’s most notable achievement may be making Gwyneth Paltrow seem adorably down-to-earth.

Darth Maul is the worst, most useless villain in franchise history. He only gets a pass because he didn’t speak and had a double-sided light saber. He was essentially Palpatine’s bag man aiming for a promotion. And you don’t have some low-level good off Liam Neeson. That crap doesn’t happen in real movie life.

Pro tip: Anything can be glamorous when you instill a strict, no-wire hanger policy in your closet.