Exactly. If everyone on the planet were able to make fun of one another, we might actually almost have world peace. Every single group, hell, every single one of us, is ripe for the taking.

You know how they always do quick cuts to audience members, typically fellow nominees (or whenever a person of color wins something, to Will & Jada Smith) or a spouse or what-not? But sometimes, albeit rarely, the cameraperson will just nail it and pan to a seemingly unrelated in-that-moment individual who’s…

At first glance, I thought it meant she forced assistants to carry around her fans, which I thought was pretty nice. Especially if they had also just been humiliated by Christian Bale.

While completely unnecessary in any medium or fashion, it would have been more entertaining if NBC was doing it as a live musical spectacular.

Who actually lives in Monaco other than the Grimaldi family and their on-site staff?

But the Kelly family was rather interesting and forward-thinking as far as rich, blue-blood white people go. Her mother was the first woman to coach athletic teams at Penn, and her Dad allegedly did say “f**k that noise” when the Prince asked for the $2M dowry.

Remember when that 50 Shades crap was out and Dakota Johnson and that guy were everywhere and constantly doing interviews together? It’s just like that but with more stuffed polar bears.

And adjusted for inflation—over $17.5M today.

If he came out and said that he hated the internet because so many blogs and comments sections are filled with pointed, self-aggrandizing tangential diatribes about why someone believes in ______ and by golly gee they are right, broadcast from behind a fictional news desk, he could have gotten points for…

Ever time Tom Brady speaks, I’m convinced he’s the second coming of Tony Polar from “Valley Of The Dolls.”

I have this semi-fantasy where all of the next-gen Kardashian offspring grow up and devote their lives to the study of terraforming, 18th century Eastern European literature, or computational physics just to piss off their family.

I have a severe aversion to Kristen Wiig. I do not believe this makes me less of a feminist, I just cannot enjoy this woman in anything no matter how hard I try. Everyone else, on the other hand, could be on some new-fangled comedian Mt. Rushmore.

There are three things I’ve never understood when it comes to ripping apart female celebrities.

Assuming the above gif is this week’s Double Creature Feature and those two cats are Courtney Cox and Matt LeBlanc.

Courteney Cox and Matt LeBlanc? Come on, this would mean Buzzfeed Fan Fiction is real.

And IUDs don’t work for everyone.

Yup. And in NYC, Uber takes 32% of their drivers’ fares.

Even War of the Worlds had more logic and foreshadowing, re alien vulnerabilities, than ID did.

As a result of hyper-successful missionary activities in the aftermath of the Korean War, South Korea is one of the most dominant Christian cultures. Second only to Houston, Seoul has the most evangelical megachurches per capita. And as much as they publicly regard the North as nothing more than an unstable ex, they…

I just can’t when they don’t nominate Mad Men. Giving it to a (very deserving) Jon Hamm doesn’t make up for the fact you snub the show and everyone else who was great on it.