Who actually lives in Monaco other than the Grimaldi family and their on-site staff?

But the Kelly family was rather interesting and forward-thinking as far as rich, blue-blood white people go. Her mother was the first woman to coach athletic teams at Penn, and her Dad allegedly did say “f**k that noise” when the Prince asked for the $2M dowry.

Remember when that 50 Shades crap was out and Dakota Johnson and that guy were everywhere and constantly doing interviews together? It’s just like that but with more stuffed polar bears.

And adjusted for inflation—over $17.5M today.

If he came out and said that he hated the internet because so many blogs and comments sections are filled with pointed, self-aggrandizing tangential diatribes about why someone believes in ______ and by golly gee they are right, broadcast from behind a fictional news desk, he could have gotten points for…

Ever time Tom Brady speaks, I’m convinced he’s the second coming of Tony Polar from “Valley Of The Dolls.”

I have this semi-fantasy where all of the next-gen Kardashian offspring grow up and devote their lives to the study of terraforming, 18th century Eastern European literature, or computational physics just to piss off their family.

I have a severe aversion to Kristen Wiig. I do not believe this makes me less of a feminist, I just cannot enjoy this woman in anything no matter how hard I try. Everyone else, on the other hand, could be on some new-fangled comedian Mt. Rushmore.

There are three things I’ve never understood when it comes to ripping apart female celebrities.

Assuming the above gif is this week’s Double Creature Feature and those two cats are Courtney Cox and Matt LeBlanc.

Courteney Cox and Matt LeBlanc? Come on, this would mean Buzzfeed Fan Fiction is real.

And IUDs don’t work for everyone.

As a result of hyper-successful missionary activities in the aftermath of the Korean War, South Korea is one of the most dominant Christian cultures. Second only to Houston, Seoul has the most evangelical megachurches per capita. And as much as they publicly regard the North as nothing more than an unstable ex, they…

I just can’t when they don’t nominate Mad Men. Giving it to a (very deserving) Jon Hamm doesn’t make up for the fact you snub the show and everyone else who was great on it.

When I was in North Korea in May, the Moranbong Band was the source of several of my questions. Almost any time you went to a restaurant, they were playing on a large TV—and it happened to be their most recent show since we saw the same performance at least once a day. (I also looked it up when I got back home.)

Maybe I am a terrible person because I silently said YES YES YES to myself upon reading the bullet about Kristen Wiig having crap hair and having to wear er, Wiigs. But I cannot stand Kristen Wiig and find it reassuring that crappy tabloids may be writing stories about her not being perfect. Because schadenfreude is…

I used to loathe January Jones (and Betty Draper). Maybe it was her tragic arc during the final season of Mad Men, The Last Man On Earth (which is becoming a more and more enjoyable show) and perusing her Instagram, but I’ve recently thought, oh, maybe she isn’t that all that terrible. And I still want to believe…

This feels so anticlimactic ever since Taylor Swift has been on tour.

I, too, cried. One of the few celebrities’ deaths that have truly brought me to tears. And I spent that NYE at home playing my L&O video games...

I know comparisons shouldn’t be a thing, and just because they were both on SNL and are starring in a movie together, but...Kate McKinnon deserves all the frothing at the mouth accolades bestowed upon Kristen Wiig.