The Hipster Grifter better be a judge.

The director, Kevin Kerslake, was sort of king of 90s grunge/pop alternative videos. http://imvdb.com/n/kevin-kersla…

How much of Big Bang Baby inspired Chris Martin’s schtick? Tiny Music Weiland (I can’t believe its been almost 20 years since that was released.) feels like it had a hand in that.

The Kroenke family wants to be the sort of well-known rich family of assholes that gets featured on Bravo. I am convinced this is a driving motivation in moving the Rams back to LA.

I guess if we are getting technical, Star Wars IS Disney now, so...

I keep thinking her name is Anita Shank.

As far as tabloid rags go, Jennifer Aniston’s Uterus is the modern day UFO.

I need to know that Gawker Media pays you extra for this, similar to hazardous duty pay in the military, or even just how some companies will at least order you dinner when you’re working late.

Brown lips + chokers were so my everything.

Truly a supernova girl.

When it comes to ‘investing’ in workout clothing, pants are really the only thing that merit spending a few extra bucks. Doing a 200-hr yoga teacher training program gets you a discount at both Lululemon and Athleta. Even with the discount, I’ve gone into a Lululemon once since finishing my certification in May 2014.…

For whatever reason, I feel like she would be just a teeny bit less awful if she began allowing photographers to shoot her head-on. Because when your former kloset organizer steals your fame-for-fame’s-sake game and ups it by 200,000, you should really try different things that are not bringing your laptop to a club…

In 2002 or 2003, one of my college friends (we are both from a midwestern city that is by no means devoid of culture) who was by then an attorney [who loved SATC and Gucci and Juicy Couture] FINALLY got to go to NYC.

YES. And when I was in Beijing this summer, I was somewhat shocked by how prevalent the obsession with an idealized Paris was throughout the city and especially amongst teens. I do not believe I ever really knew it was an actual thing beyond selling stationary, throw pillows, and wall decor. French Stuff + Selfies are…

Also: Who burglarizes homes starting at 5:30am?

Because really—Can Guy Fieri actually prove that he would not be the outcome had Ed Hardy committed coitus with a Jugalette? Exactly.

I feel like after seeing Spotlight, one must immediately return home and watch The Paper.

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are like the Jackie Collins characters that Lucky Santangelo barely tolerates.

Jennifer Aniston and Miranda Lambert are starring in that remake of Thelma & Louise, right?

But have a gorgeous day!