Ahhhh...Then this sort of explains that terrible story line on Parenthood.

I’ve been called both Mindy AND a hater, but I’ve got nothing on you.

Equal parts kosher, glutenous, phallic, and bouncy castle.

But she was Degrassi Community School’s most famous teenage-mom-transfer-student-athleticwear-model!

I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE WE ALL WANT JENNIFER ANISTON TO BE HAPPY.

I doubt she will ever utter a word. Don’t you think Nicole Kidman would have also said something by now? There are likely lifelong gag orders in place just because they wanted out.

Not every interview about how terrible Scientology is can be about the same horrors of Scientology. It is important to expose the public to the real variety of batshit crazy experiences. And if you have regularly gone down Scientology rabbit holes for some time, you’ll even be a bit disappointed by Going Clear.

Yup. That Suri was an incredible woman. I think she was...2?

There seems to be a Jay-Z story on the front page so...I so hope she stops by. I miss her.

I would watch this movie so hard.

Has anyone seen her and a Ms. A. Barta in the same room?

So to combat the sexy current events costume, should I dress up as Ugly Justin Trudeau?

But no Sexy Kim Davis?!

While Gigi is an adorable pup, Double Creature really phoned it in this week.

Your mom

Poker sites were shut down under the preposterous SAFE Port Act. The UIGEA was tacked on at the last minute to a completely unrelated bill to satisfy some political maneuvering and idiocy. There has never been any evidence of any online poker or casino funding a terrorist organization. It was also a controversial…

How is this revelatory? People play with money. They don’t always win money. They will likely lose money. Gambling, fine.

This could be the result of too much coffee, but...

Indirectly, Odom is tragic victim of a maelstrom created by tabloid journalism and reality television. Hof’s brothel is the most well-known in the country because he once had a show on HBO. And then there are the Kardashians, who have perfected the art of being famous for fame’s sake to levels never before witnessed.…

Darrell Hammond is the only one who should be doing Trump.