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Poker sites were shut down under the preposterous SAFE Port Act. The UIGEA was tacked on at the last minute to a completely unrelated bill to satisfy some political maneuvering and idiocy. There has never been any evidence of any online poker or casino funding a terrorist organization. It was also a controversial…

How is this revelatory? People play with money. They don’t always win money. They will likely lose money. Gambling, fine.

This could be the result of too much coffee, but...

Indirectly, Odom is tragic victim of a maelstrom created by tabloid journalism and reality television. Hof’s brothel is the most well-known in the country because he once had a show on HBO. And then there are the Kardashians, who have perfected the art of being famous for fame’s sake to levels never before witnessed.…

Darrell Hammond is the only one who should be doing Trump.

What’s up, Ivan Drago?

He really does look like his father. (And not in an Avril Lavigne doppelganger kind of way.)

Please please please please. I miss that crazy diamond.

That sounds an awful lot like Showgirls but with a roof instead of a staircase.

In 2003, Thomas Vinterberg made a very, very stupid but pretty end times ‘dreamlike’ movie with several very annoying-yet-oft-lauded American actors. Joaquin Phoenix is divorcing his famous ice skater wife Clare Danes. They are both Polish-ish. Sean Penn is his brother who is flying on an airplane until it can no…

You definitely don’t need 100 followers or be recognized by any arbitrary governing body. Quiverfull still remain a ‘movement’ (Biggest stars: The Duggars) with no central organization, as it is more about the husband & father being the head of his own cult.

But the fact they’re a portmanteau means its ‘aspirational.’

It is fantastic that Shonda Rimes champions formidable, intelligent black women over 35. This is a wonderful, wonderful thing.

KEATON MANOR!!!!

I just came here to ask where Angel was. SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND. XXOO.

One of my super-super-SF-y friends (I camp with him at Burning Man so it’s not as if any of this should be surprising.) is a Googler who ordered a f**king box of Otter Pops to the playa via Amazon Prime just because he could. (He also orders Instacart on his Android while in the shower just because he can.) But more…

Holy crap. That is a complete ripoff of one of the greatest Family Ties episodes of all time. THERE WAS A KANGAROO IN OUR LIVING ROOM, ALEX.

SHE IS EXQUISITE. And ageless. I wonder...

I’ve been there, too! Rijeka & Pula were my first visit. I still have a few good friends there, so I’m so pleased to hear someone else has visited. That area usually gets the shaft for the spoils of Dubrovnik.