I read that and thought Elvis was singing Les Miz.
I read that and thought Elvis was singing Les Miz.
In October 2007, I was going on a press tour to Croatia (One of my favorite places in all the world). They flew me through Heathrow on Virgin Atlantic, where I would then be taking Croatia Airlines (the flight attendants wear the best damn scarves, btw) to Split. As I’m sitting in the holding room waiting to board, I…
Wildwood is an expensive west county suburb with the world’s most gigantic strip mall. The ultimate in McMansions and golf course communities. Median household income is $120,507. RICH HOOSIERS. This area is Donald Trump’s bread and...butter.
Needs ALEXYSS K. TYLOR if they want real vagina power.
“Dumber Dolls” is one of the all-time greatest works of animated motion art. Hell, there have been so many times where I’ve announced, upon turning onto Highland Ave in Somerville that “The Highlander was a documentary. There were hills and magic all around.”
Miss Jay and his amazing legs returned? I did adore him, but my heart mostly belonged to Nigel and Mr. Jay. Once that dynamic was lost, I just couldn’t feign even any sort of mild excitement about the show anymore.
Trivia fun times: Cassandra, the former pageant queen and wannabe model who cried and quit over her short haircut had a bit speaking part in Mad Men. AND she married that guy on Arrow who’s going to be wrestling at this weekend’s SummerSlam. So yeah. I doubt she has any regrets.
I have not brought myself to read this article, as I assumed everyone else stopped when I did. When Nigel Barker and Mr. Jay were all like, see ya, Ty-Ty.
In the heady, democratic-controlled 1990s, the Missouri congress was a very fun place to be. I had several friends who were interns and my cousin was a longtime state representative and senator. For real, I would drive the hour from school to Jeff City to party from time to time.
My fascination with this shit coincided with major depression. I didn’t realize it at the time, but the more I sank into self-hatred and despair, the more episodes of “Blood Relatives” and all other accompanying programming were logged into my DVR.
Does she need Heyman?
Charlotte is royalty, though. But she's no Bayley.
Can we discuss the SummerSlam tag team event? I’m calling it the Race Card. It’s where they put all the non-white wrestlers (save for Roman Reigns, part Samoan / cousin of The Rock). If I were attending, I would be wielding a #BlackWrestlersMatter sign. Who’s with me?
Always wondered why the polyamorists don't seem to have an Archie-related cult following.
Fun trivia: Empire’s co-creator is Danny Strong aka Jane Seigel Sterling’s wannabe copywriter cousin on Mad Men who reappeared when Don and Roger went to L.A. in Season 6 and subsequently kicked the latter in the nuts.
The most expensive green screen ever.
He’s the worst. I mean, he adapted f**king Eat Pray Love with Julia f**king Roberts. And he is the Andy Cohen of shows-that-admit-they-are-scripted.
Why aren’t Kevin Bacon and Ewan MacGregor mismatched soon-to-be-buddy cop partners who go undercover at a nudist colony? Because Hollywood.
Ryan Murphy is pretty much the Andy Cohen of TV-That-Admits-It-Is-Scripted.
I accidentally hit a bride’s dress while maneuvering a bumper car at one of Pyongyang’s “Fun Fairs” (aka amusement parks). I felt badly, but she did decide to go on carnival rides on her wedding night (a Thursday). And she eventually moved it into their car. Plus, there are so many worse things that could happen.…