Definitely not fast food Alden & Harlow in Harvard Square (of the Pompous Chef Who Instagrammed His Crazy Yelpping Customers fame) is entirely overrated. And not just because there is a daily secret burger but its not really the daily secret secret burger, because the secret secret burger is actually the burger your…

But the nanny isn’t even hot. There had to have been better choices. But that may not be the point. If that’s true, Garner could probably smell her 9/11-Tiger Woods-David Boreneaz mistress 2.0 desperation.

The Affleck-Garner nanny is a Gloria Allred wet dream.

Is Clark Kent still a journalist? Or is he now a Content Strategist?

You should have seen the crap people wrote about American Idol contestants.

Julia Roberts has just always seemed like a truly shitty person.

I’m guessing Brady doesn’t understand how the cloud works.

Brady didn’t write a word of that statement. Too many big words AND they were used correctly.

Correction: It only has everything if Jon Hamm was there in a speedo...with an identically-dressed Jon Hamm-a-like midget. And a Bradgelina piñata. Damn. I bet the guacamole was good.

I IMDB-ed James Packer after watching The Revenant trailer. He’s an executive producer, as well as on a bunch of other movies—including several terrible ones starring Russell Crowe, which feels so very Australian. If I was a tabloid writer, I would pen a piece about The Billionaire requiring Mimi to sing the theme for…

So do we like Ruby Rose because she’s all gender-fluid and really hot? Because as far as acting goes, all indications currently point towards zero fluidity of talent.

First off, Quilted Northern is the bomb.

The most interesting thing about Taylor Schilling is Carrie Brownstein.

I remember when people were calling C(K)aitlyn Jenner hot, like, a month ago? And I thought to myself that I guess had to take a male in his late 60s transitioning for it to be okay to call a senior citizen woman hot. (And yes, you can wonder this aloud and be pro-trans. It is more of a statement of a woman’s worth…

I actually have more interest in reading the gossip about French actors. Like it kind of broke my heart a little that Jean Dujardin left Alexandra Lamy for that much-younger Olympic ice dancer Nathalie Pechalat. And seriously, if Guillaume Canet and Marion Cotillard ever break up, I might cry.

I so wish he would have been working for Entertainment 720 during the strike.

Adorable child, but damn, her dad’s face is so punchable when he’s on the court.

Agreed. So were there really groups of girls praying for bras and menses?!

Was I the only person who stopped reading Blume books because the big climax usually involved the narrator’s first period (Not talking about Superfudge, obviously)? My mother never shielded me from that crap and I knew it was a pain in the ass from the get-go, not some awesome I AM A WOMAN NOW nonsense.

AMERICAN TREASURES.