I’m all for Bruce Jenner finding his true self, but goddammit. There will never be another episode of Mad Men ever again, yet whether its going to the Hamptons or confronting their stepfather’s transitions, the Kardashians continue to get a new series for every life event.

Also: Dr. Rapist Von Stupidfingers

YESSSSS. I believe you are the first person to pick up on that, because I’ve been wondering where that first marriage came from, and that’s not just something they would throw in with nary a previous mention.

I tend to think the death symbolism is a bit...forced. It’s sort of like, THIS IS A CEREBRAL CABLE DRAMA WHERE DEEP MORAL CONUNDRUMS ARE CONFOUNDING TO PEOPLE, so you just sort of infer death is everywhere. And because Breaking Bad and well, The Walking Dead is big on death. It’s a lot like pulling symbols out of your…

I think it was a deliberate obsession given Weiner’s love for Hitchcock.

Not to mention when Grandpa Gene comes to live with them and he tells his daughter that she’s going to kill herself when she goes to light up.

Sterling Cooper

Isn’t the point of going to rehab to NOT be a woman on of substance(s)?

I feel like this whole “dadbod” thing was played out before it even came up.

I swear I end up listening to it ever 6–8 months. Something will trigger it, and then I’m typing “Pat O’Brien voicemails Betsy” into Google so I can hear his rapturous ramblings. May as well just bookmark the damn thing.

I came here right after reading about Jonathan Franzen and warm neatness of turds. Is #fecestuesday a new thing?

I would much rather just listen to a coked up Pat O’Brien leave voicemails.

Interesting. That’s the same plotline as The Twenty-Seventh City, except the much-younger Indian woman becomes mayor of St. Louis and is implicit in the bombing of suburban malls all so she can somehow become the first non-U.S.- born president.

This sounds exactly like that first party Abbi and Illana went to that one Saturday night. I am positive there were Cliff Bars for the guys, Luna Bars for the girls.

I can’t wait until Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with Bruce Jenner’s baby.

I clicked on this story because I thought a woman shot up with a Big Mac, like Requiem For An Extra Value Meal.

Supposedly, he’s hung like a horse. And also a very nice guy.

Not surprising. No one has permeated every corner of everything like Henry Rollins. He was even on Unsolved Mysteries.

The Mirena does not work for everyone. The pill seemed to be making me more moody so I switched. It was an absolute nightmare for me—my hair fell out, I forgot things and was in a brain fog, had numbness in my fingers and toes, my eyes would twitch, and I was more angry and its the only time in my life where I felt a…

Imagine growing up in Cabot Cove and attending Hudson University. What are the chances of survival?