This wasn't denim?

The Sony Hack is now my #1 favorite episode of Black Mirror.

I finally gave up after Nigel and Mr. Jay did. There just wasn't anymore point.

If only they just would have given him the job of MLB commissioner, ya know?

About the author:

I'm assuming this whole leaders getting portraits of themselves is probably why Powell's old boss took up painting upon leaving office, no? That must have been his favorite part of being President.

Kanye MAY be moving to Paris and he MAY be doing it without Kim and he MAY be taking North and this MAY be the storyline of the next season of Keeping up with the Kardashians. MAYBE.

I thought of the book as a love letter to the modern world, written in the form of a requiem.

Bodil Joensen, Denmark's infamous "Boar Girl" was a farmer who also (go figure) was known to be the area's best in animal husbandry. She loved animals. Really loved animals. And did so on camera.

At age 19, my first serving job was at suburban St. Louis Applebee's in 1997. In order to be more politically correct, bussers were referred to as Server's Assistants.

I need to know more about the robot that moonlights as a West Elm headboard.

I'm guessing NBC's heavy-handed hashtag-ness for this show and other Wolf-ian excursions (and that Debra Messing thing which I caught part of the other night ONLY because DETECTIVE KEITH MARS was on my television screen, but then scrubbed because Keith Mars took a backseat to Debra Messing eating cake) is a desperate…

But did he...?

That King Baby George looks a lot like Colin Farrell.

A 'playa name' is supposed to be a name you acquire while on playa. It is not a requirement. I do not have one, nor do many I know. Some of these playa names are nicknames used regularly outside of Burning Man.

Next weekend, Taylor Dayne is playing a street fair in Boston's North End.

Gina Naomi Baez is from Long Island and has a somewhat legitimate resume. She is also a cancer survivor who seems to have built a tiny name singing and dressing up a la Frozen. No idea how she hooked up with this Pato / "Fat Usher" clown. And no idea why I'm now watching his other videos.

This kind of felt as if it was attempting to capture the current San Francisco zeitgeist.

Anyone else reluctant to get fiercely invested in a Ron D. Moore spectacle because, if history does, in fact, repeat itself, it will all end miserably by dismissing the ambiguity that made it great, turning the show's center into an angel, and/or by focusing way too much on an opera house no one ever cared about?

Please tell me you have added "Jezabel's Senior Beyoncé Correspondent" to your business card.