I am convinced Hilaria (or Hilary, aka her real name or so I've been told) Baldwin is a shit yoga teacher for the simple fact she married Alec Baldwin. If she was a true yogini, some sort of serenity or even a tiny degree of calmness likely would have rubbed off on him. For real. Or it would be difficult to be around…

So...How To Get Away With Murder : Scandal :: The Carrie Diaries : Sex And The City?

I remember digging him during that first Over Our Heads season of "Facts of Life." He really should have stuck around and hooked up with Jo.

Between Julia Louis-Dreyfuss and this Ronald McDonald makeover, this might be clowns' best day ever. Anxiously awaiting to see what magic ICP whips out of its wicked ninja sleeve before EOD.

Sigh. They always go dormant after a book deal/release, no?

I remember Ballpark Village back when it was called St. Louis Centre.

I was hoping Publius was Perd Hapley.

Of all the things I wish this show would explain (Harrison's back story is one of them, hopefully we're finally getting around to that one), the biggest is how Fitz is this idealistic, great-white hope for the US of A. I've been able to suspend my disbelief that an ultra-moderate Republican with a mostly-out gay Chief…

Her style game was upped since the mid-season break. Less matronly, slightly more "sexy." Mellie is the new star of this ridiculous show, that gets more ridiculous with every episode yet I still insist on watching it.

I keep wanting him to check his beeper.

I love birth control and I am vehemently pro-choice. I believe we should do whatever the hell we wish to do with our lady parts and uterus.

I think that's the first time I was moved by something I read on US. (re: Amy Adams talking about Philip Seymour Hoffman.)

An Angelina Jolie-Lupita Nyong'o-Brad Pitt love triangle would be the real-life celebrity version of Mellie-Olivia Pope-Fitz! Why do I want this to be real?! BECAUSE YES.

This cover accurate summarizes everything there is to hate about Julia Roberts, because wherever Julia Roberts goes, she has to make it about her. LOOK AT HOW GRACIOUS JULIA ROBERTS IS! She's sitting on Idris Elba's lap and has her arm around Chiwetol Ejifor! Julia Roberts loves black men and still has great legs,…

But he WAS in adaptation "The League of Extraordinary Gentleman," or what happens when fan fiction goes horribly, horribly awry. And some movie with Kate Hudson. So those are two reasons why he probably never made it.

If there IS a heaven, Bea Arthur and Jerry Orbach are the ones at the Pearly Gates, with a tray of Moscow Mules and some guy at the piano ready to take everyone's request.

Ben Affleck and P. Diddy. Two very smart men.

While Jason Biggs isn't humorous, the fact "The Bachelor" still exists after a decade is even less funny.

Kate Gosselin does look a lot like Jenna Jameson did. In 2004.

Imagine getting that stuck behind your eye.