I also interviewed her that day. It was cute, as she came in and only a few minutes in showed this super-simple promise ring of sorts he had given her. She happily announced they were together and it wasn't in a "make sure you put this in your article I want press sort of way." Very much just the words of someone…

Maybe there will also be a female first officer named Space Tits, and Seth Green as a pop culture-loving research scientist.

I interviewed Tatum for "Step Up." It was a roundtable and he was virtually unknown. Some of the other local film journalists balked at being sat at a table with "two 11-year-old girls who write for their school's website" [even in summer]. Seriously, dudes, you write for free neighborhood papers in Boston. Get over…

Mitch will probably get its own t-shirt, just as Francesca did.

She was ill but Helena shot her. This happened two days after Beth killed herself and immediately after Sarah posed as Beth to meet Katja.

She was ill, but Katja died two days after Beth committed suicide—after Sarah met up with her posing as Beth.

Ah yes. HER.

Since the above recap got kind of social justice-y, can I voice my concerns that we're not getting Amy Alimi Ballard since Agent Dao is now filling some tacit black man quota?

Felicity's character arc was over. It was also clear that she was likely using Margot and her brother. Just as they were both using her. Margot and Felicity probably did care about one another to a certain extent, but it was clear she was doomed as soon as Benefactbro knew she was sleeping with his sister. He can't…

But there's no question she won't come out on top.

Is Angie the sweet clone who does nails? We have to find out her status, stat. Delphine's existence and/or whereabouts, too.

Olivia Pope is a garbage human being. Is this even going to be fully acknowledged or explored, or will she be yet another Rhimes anti-heroine who manipulates and uses everyone around her? (Although Annaliese Keating may be somewhat more sympathetic, perhaps because Viola Davis is a better, more nuanced actress.)

No. I get this.

HA! I completely forgot about that.

Even before the "Away We Go" connection (I think?), I've always regarded Eggars and John Krasinski as the two most smug, smirkiest human cliches with absolutely zero knowledge of their own insufferability. James Franco may be the butt of so many jokes, but he possesses self-awareness. Hell, one might even be able to…

But they'll play great in Brooklyn!

I'm assuming Ashley Judd will be an FBI agent because, Ashley Judd.

What about BOB?

I had zero opinions about Camp before this season of UKS. In fact, I didn't even remember her name so had to look it up when she first showed up. I thought "Oh my god, Bethany Van Nuys Pitch Perfect needs to be the next biggest thing ever." UKS turned me into a huge Anna Camp fan in a single episode. I was thrilled…

I used to drink a lot more than I do now, but I still don't think she would have been very entertaining even back then.