Now we know why his name is Thirsty.

How insanely awesomely stupid was the Rhonda-Down-The-Stairs scene on a scale of 1 to Marky Mark Gets Tossed in "Fear?"

Last night had me asking—when does Andre end up as the head of Empire? Are they going to even toss him some love since its gone from Jamal to Hakeem? This has to be how Season 2 ends.

Sadly, no one is blaming him for not being "$10 million good" enough to have secured Lucious' place as CEO.

Thank you. I was hoping there would at least be a GIF, because that scene truly became both the pinnacle and nadir of this show.

But Alicia Keys is something that is only good in theory.

I knew Rhonda was screwed as soon as we saw her decked out in late 1960s boho goodness and matching bangs. Once you Sharon Tate-up any pregnant woman, you know what's coming next. (This, however, is not valid if the female character is not pregnant and is shown wearing a t-shirt once work by Tate in a magazine spread.…

Can we talk about the squirrely attorney dude who has apparently always been Lucious' right-hand man? I still haven't caught his name. He only showed up after Vernon's death, but regardless, he also sits on the Empire board? AND GOES UP ON WOMEN IN THE ELEVATOR? Because that sort of blows away that bib Rhonda owns.

Truth. Sometimes I watch one of those inept Hallmark Channel holiday movies and then turn on The Leftovers. Because I can. (And now I really just want to do some crazy video editing and combine the two into something called A Very Merry Departure and involves the GR putting the white in White Christmas.)

Ryan Murphy makes absolute crap, and I believe OJ is not only guilty of murder, but also for subsequently enabling the Kardashian juggernaut. But for whatever reason, I cannot wait for this to happen. Have not ruled out the mesmerizing sculpture that is Travolta's forehead and hair. Or maybe because I want to see if…

Is it wrong to hope for another Sony email hack? But you know, instead of Sony, Warner Bros.?

Every time I see Stardust, I just think "Juggalo Tom Brady."

That I watched LAST NIGHT and thought, hey, is that Lou Avery?

Oh man. I so love Tariji but Empire has gone off the rails. Talk about burning through plot.

The original Total Recall was and is completely awesome. (The unnecessary remake? Middling-at-best would be a compliment.)

I'm sure Allan Havey is a fine comedian and a nice guy, but I still loathe Lou Avery. And seeing Havey in 60s garb once again reignited such intense feelings. #scoutshonor

Well…she has pretty much played him from the get-go, no? And after fleeing to the islands with him, I could see where he may have gotten the idea she loved him. She's always just expected him to her doormat.

Yeah, if Indiegogo had existed back then, the people of America would have crowdfunded the man who ended the Cold War.

Everyone but Susan Ross and David Rosen have killed someone. (Has Abby? Not sure.) Nearly everyone on this show has done terrible things. Jake and Huck were/are trained assassins. Neither one are proud of that fact. No comparison is necessary, especially considering they've done terrible deeds at not only Eli's…

Separately from what I believe, the fact is, "beyond a reasonable doubt" was not proven by the prosecution. It shouldn't matter whether or not he did or didn't do it.