That's the first thing I thought, but perhaps that everyone just assumes there can't be anti-heroines in primetime television. I've never understood what she saw in Fitz, anyway. This would be one of the more 'plausible' directions this show has gone in—if they ever had the sense to do so.

But does it say 'bless you' when I sneeze?

As far as selfless, well-adjusted partners go, Fitz makes Don Draper look like Ben Wyatt.

This show needs to end…with everyone just telling Olivia Pope to f**k off because they're better off without her. That would be a good ending.

Viola Davis is a great actress. The show makes some astute observations about white privilege. Some other stuff. But more and more, I don't care who really murdered whomever. The greater mystery is whether or not Annalise or any of the main characters are redeemable human beings.

Isn't Ryback just sort of Goldberg 2.0, but with a catchphrase?

One of my worst pop cultural fears is an Shonda Rhimes—Aaron Sorkin collaboration. The infinite hallway set would implode under the weight of every SUPER IMPORTANT ACCUSATORY MONOLOGUES RIFT WITH BROW FURROWING. I shudder to think of such things.

It was just like Deathguild at Burning Man but with 98% less white people.

BUT THEY DID NOT EVEN RAID LEVITICUS (the nightclub).

And Courtney Love? Did she go back to the bad stuff after Anika's little stunt?

Ryan Murphy is a tasteless sociopath. He's like Andy Cohen but with female friends who have mostly earned their insufferability rather than been handed it on an InTouch Weekly serving platter.

Lucious' future bedding of Roxanne Ford was confirmed last night—not because he presented himself to her naked when she brought the Feds in. When she met with Cookie, we couldn't see her breasts. Any other time? They're up to her chin.

When watching the show, I got hung up on it being unbelievable that D.A. Roxanne Ford aka candidate for U.S. Attorney General, always looks like her breasts are going to pop out. Because you know, everything else makes so much sense.

Woods is just all sorts of incredible. He's also a Bronie with a Master's in Psychology.

I hope Rainbow Sensation makes it big and isn't destroyed by an unfortunate addiction to amphetamines. I mean, just think about what Hot Sundae could have been.

And everyone on this show is a terrible person.

Back in March, we opened the Boston Underground Film Festival with this feature. It killed. It was pretty funny that during the post-show Q&A, a girl in the audience eagerly asked, oh my god, how did you guys get Paz de la Huerta to star in your movie? Answer: We called her.

I interviewed Lucas and Bruckheimer during their "Glory Road" tour. He was warm, gracious, intelligent, and glanced at my cleavage. (Yes, that did make me happy.) He's not kidding about the girls—they had 3 of them flanking him during the actual screening and party.

I bet Carl joined Foreigner.

So the crew doesn't really blast into space again so much as they decide to turn around on the way home.