I feel so badly for the creative team behind "Eat Fresh."

How did it take watching the video with the sound off to *finally* make this obvious?

Exactly. I wanted to hate him for selling out Nikki, but you could not blame him for doing so whatsoever. And he's just a really likable guy. (I'm assuming she comes back when max and Litchfield are somehow consolidated, like all the early releases now mean that the less-dangerous of the prisoners down the hill are…

To me, Prepon is simply the token Scientologist on a great show. And she's nowhere in the same league as Elisabeth Moss so I'm unable to overlook it.

Whoever was playing Soso's mother was probably the most obvious example of how some theater actors have no idea how to act for the screen. That whole scene could have been so much stronger if it had not been reduced to Tiger Mom Stage Monologue.

Does Luschek-Heroin get an honorable mention? Curious to see if/how that ever plays out. He's definitely not going anywhere, also because he is sort of the new Fat Chris Pratt.

One more time, everyone with me—BLACK CINDY I MEAN TOVA 4-EVA.

I do not trust Shay. And I'm guessing her final interaction with her was to give her enough rope to hang herself? Why not just give Cosima that information since she was seeing… Cosima? I may need to watch it again.

It is also the sort of business that will likely be discovered, publicized, and then obviously traced back to Piper. Hell, maybe it will be Larry pitching the story to Vice.

And Black Cindy seems to grow even more endearing and more hilarious with every episode. BLACK CINDY IS EVERYTHING.

Finally viewed Saturday's "Orphan Black" after binging OINTB. It definitely reconfirmed my longing to see Helena somehow end up in Litchfield.

Black Cindy is everything.

So true. Red Velvet DOES do a disservice to cream cheese icing. They're also the cheapest cupcakes and cakes to produce. Yet people desire it so. Just don't get it.

Black Cindy is everything.

Black Cindy is the bomb.

The flashbacks don't always tell the entire story of how someone landed at Litchfield, and I think that is a bit more evident in other back stories. I'm guessing the inclusion of Facetiming with the older boyfriend, which seemed to be introducing a minor character who will reappear, also insinuates we haven't heard…

Black Cindy 4-Eva.

Joey Jeremiah used to have the best personal website. It was PatMeUp.com, I shit you not.

Manny Sans Fetus

Emma Nelson wins.