I want Philip & Elizabeth Jennings to take them all out. (Except for Mellie. She might be safe for now.)

And he has no idea they can (and probably will) murder him with their bare hands.

Don't you also think that, if this was a grand and well-organized plan, that there would have been some training developed for what to do with your American children when you have the children you've been commanded by the Motherland to produce? The idea of grooming the "next generation of Soviet super spies" should…

It's more likely that Aderholt would be the one to discover the Jennings. Its not that Stan is a bad agent, but he's consumed by his impending divorce. Aderholt is more on the ball, and people usually miss what is under their nose, anyway. In any case, Aderholt is more likely to take the fall before Stan and perhaps…

We don't often speak of inappropriate relationships between children/teens and adults that do not have sexual overtones, but that's exactly what the Pastor Tim and Paige friendship is. I know for many, this is just the role of a youth pastor but its always struck me as not exactly kosher, as if the adult isn't just a…

THAT'S A VERY SENSITIVE PIECE OF HORSEFLESH—HE SHOULDN'T BE RATTLED.

The only way this news would be better? If it mentioned a spinoff involving odd couple roommates Stan and Oleg in 1989.

The healthiest relationship on the show right now? Stan and Oleg. I hope those crazy kids make it.

So y'all saw that woman wearing the 50 Shades of Grey t-shirt, right? Guess she is hot for the announcer.

It's the Internet.

I keep thinking he won't win for Mad Men, but will pick up an Emmy for best guest star in a comedy series. The Emmys love Tina Fey, so I have no doubt UKS is going to get several nominations.

Not possible. It would defy the laws of physics to contain Howard AND Washington's egos in one place.

But Viola Davis' acting ability extends beyond furrowing her brow and barking things about white hats and other ridiculous metaphors.

Not a spoiler: Every single episode references prostitution in some capacity. It can't be a coincidence.

Speaking of callbacks—Was anyone else hoping that last week's episode that ended with Abbi teaching old people would end up with the one recurring little old lady calling her Val?

Kelly Ripa also killed it about 10 years ago on SNL when Ben Affleck hosted. The third "Only in Bangkok" ad. Not as big of a part as here, but you could definitely tell she loved lampooning her image. I would definitely watch more Dark Ripa.

Troll the respawn, Felicia

20 year later, I still think Willis deserved an Oscar nom for Pulp Fiction.

I think its interesting that the two most-talked about shows right now both involve original music…and indomitable female leads who were locked up for over 15 years.

Not to mention that Anika somehow broke up with Lucious, got picked up by Judd Nelson, and then was somehow in a boardroom meeting with artists the same day. (It may have been the next morning, but wasn't everyone wearing the same clothes?)