I've watched this show since its inception, mostly reluctantly and with half an ass—is this why I still have no clue as to who any of these dinner guests are by name? Or is it just because there are mostly interchangeable?

It's Julia Garner, not AnnaSophia Robb.

What if Amy Poehler was part of the Chicago's Max Headroom broadcast interruption?!

Just realized the green mask may have been foreshadowing that vomit scene…

THE GREEN MASQUE. How could I have forgotten so quickly?

It's difficult to pinpoint the most ridiculous moment in any episode, but once again, I'm going with any hyper-educated character's inability to Google / not know something they would likely know.

BABABOOEY.

Are we the same person? Because I never knew I was a cynical optimist, either. Dare I say, Parks and Recreation made me want to be a better person? And probably helped me become one. Come on pop culture. Less snark. More kindness.

Yeah, the lack of a DNA test with Jamal's supposed baby is one thing, but come on, not even Boo Boo Kitty thought to Google the concierge doctor's name and that of the experimental Russian treatment ALL THE WHILE Lucious is demanding more holograms?!

When people tell me they love Bob's Burgers or Archer, I always ask if they watched Home Movies. And they look at me strangely and say no. Come on, like real Scottish Highland dancing—YOU DON'T GET NO BETTER SHOW THAN THIS. It will always remain the definitive (H.) Jon Benjamin. Always.

If Shonda Rimes had any sense, she will rip off the first episode of "Black Mirror" and make Fitz f**k a pig to get Olivia back.

I don't get the Haddie love, perhaps because that entire sector is the absolute worst of the Bravermans, but I felt the speech to Max was filler. She hasn't been on the show enough to learn from him. Max is a prick. He's not a good brother. He's a spoiled, indulgent brat (Thanks, Christina!) and his big smiles in…

I sooooo wanted Treat Yo Self to involve a trip to Oprah's Turtle Farm.

If I cared more about this show and had extra time on my hands, I may be inclined to make a Meg Griffin—Edith Crowley supercut.

Strongest episode of the series, probably because IT'S NOT JUST WHITE PEOPLE WHO GO TO KENNEBUNKPORT.

When Romney was governor [Massachusetts], he regularly hired makeup teams for big public appearances. There's also the question as to whether or not he fake tanned to appear "more Mexican" when appearing on Univision during the 2012 campaign.

I for one, welcome the presence of policy discussion, or at least Fitz having to go to work rather than pine over Olivia and battle Mellie or Cyrus in the Oval Office. THIS BEING SAID:

It's hard to get behind the "Amber turns into her mother" storyline, because its hard not to separate how ill-prepared she is for motherhood. I've always kind of wanted to slap her and say hey, take some classes at a community college or something. Just because you didn't get into college out of high school and your…

Since Betsy Brandt showed up as Hank's ex-wife, I strongly suspect this won't be the last we see of her. Is this going to end up being some love triangle or an exercise in co-parenting. Also, the next time she shows up at Hank's place, please let her ask, HOW'S TRICKS?

Every time I watch this show, I realize I am only doing so because MELLIE. Oh, and PERD HAPLEY sightings.