If Joe Morton is going to remain a somewhat integral part of the cast, may I suggest Lorraine Toussaint as a love interest/foe? Throughout OITNB, I kept thinking, damn, let's see her go toe-to-toe against Papa Pope.

Has anyone seen Nicholas Cage and John Travolta together since "Face/Off?"

But did he want him to crash into her with a double-decker bus?

He was the more likable precursor to Jason Biggs, so we should obviously blame Biggs for his disappearance.

Even as someone who desperately wants to get deeply invested in the story, I would rather see more shirtless Justin Theroux over a woman being stoned to death.

Thank you for saying "poor man's Margo Martindale," because you knew where this was headed.

It's an entire cadre of sanctimonious IMHO trolls, particularly because they do not see the hypocrisy of their own selfishness. I really just wonder about the hypotheticals—how many Sharpies do they regularly go through? Do they recycle paper products? Would they be more interesting if Margo Martindale was playing one…

I've never understood the raves for her wardrobe. I know DC skews a bit conservative fashion-wise, but come on, she's not a 57-year-old lady who lunches.

I swear, she gets more beautiful as she gets older. I suspect warden but I would love to see her run things with Red.

I suspect I'm not the first person to tell you the Michael J. Fox film is "The Secret of My Success," and admittedly, I'm somewhat disappointed this is not within the [at least] cable-viewed canon of all A.V. Club staff.

I decided to re-watch the second half of Season 4 this week and I highly recommend it. The way this season has called back to it so specifically is all sorts of brilliant. For example, "The Suitcase" takes place on Peggy's birthday and "The Strategy" is set a week later. Maybe the titles suggest Don's method of…

But in this fictional story, it makes sense as to why Leekie ignores Rachel's orders about ceasing Cosima's treatment. He brought her on to study her sequence, so he clearly expects her to re-map it for future use.

The next time Roger trips, I hope he finds his inner Scottish Highland dancer. YOU DON'T GET NO BETTER SHOW THAN THIS.

The best part about Jodie Dallas, other than he being the only thing I can watch Billy Crystal do, was that they also had him dating a closeted pro football star.

Faye was very much a proto-typical Don Draper paramour, which is something most people forget. While Don was married to Betty, he continuously sought the company of independent career women who were a bit ahead of their time—before heroin, Midge was a working artist of sorts. Rachel Menken [my personal favorite for…

Shocked more haven't mentioned Harry Crane & Don Draper drinking together as some sign of the apocalypse, but it could have easily been lost in the threeway and nipple-lobbing.

And Lloyd. Don't forget about Lloyd.

Victor > Sydney FOREVER.

The hairlip and goatee are alive.

Also a total retread of when Crosby banged Lyla Garrity.