In reality, it is horrifying.

Each week is literally a contest of "who are the least despicable characters on this show." Consistently, it seems the only tolerable and human individuals are Joel, Julia, and Drew. The scene between the former literally felt so very real and well, Drew's just benign and and I can't blame him for wanting to stay the…

Her supposed disinterest in sex was years before, in the aftermath of the sicko father-in-law rape. Almost 20 years later, she probably changed her tune about wanting some after walking in on Olivia and her husband 764 times as that Album Leaf song plays.

What? No mention of The Toddler That's Never There? I was convinced that the baby Mellie birthed out awhile back was simply written out in the hopes that no one would remember given the 1,098 EXPLOSIVE STORYLINES that have been waged since then. Then BOOM. Interview time and a small child shows up. Was that the first…

Demanding Perd Halpey as the new White House Press Secretary.

I contend this show is really 3 hours long. I also realize it makes me sound like a terrible person when I think about the writers should really bring Joel & Julia back together through Sydney's death.

There really needs to be a crossover ep with "Scandal" considering Perd Hapley is also a DC newsman.

What? No mention of MOTHER MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER?!

The world needs so much more Margo Martindale.

Ben Affleck DID gay-marry Sully's cousin.

You're a better person than me. Forgive the BSG finale? NEVER. Starbuck as a guardian angel? Sending all the technology into the sun on a strange planet and then splitting up with zero intention of seeing your friends or loved ones again? The Six–Baltar epilogue that was essentially the short you watch while waiting…

Because 'Jack Gleeson' is more of a known entity than 'Joffrey I hate that f**king ugly horrible kid'?

And one cannot forget the dream episode where Sonny Bono (as himself) was in love with Dorothy.