greenmachiner
greenmachine
greenmachiner

ive got a 20 year old car, a 5 year old phone, no tv and no internet.  when i made $15/hr i lived in a one room shack with no running water because i couldnt afford more.  bull shit that people “make it just fine on the old minimum wage of $10".

in my state all anyone care about is the thc%, so they’re out there slingin all these 25-30% strains while i’m scoopin up the 16-17-18% stuff on the cheap.  love it.

i found exactly the opposite with pens. it lets me dial in exactly how much i want to take in; a gram of wax and my pen lasts me WEEKS. I never took a t-break or anything, but my tolerance has naturally decreased. I usually do a few good hits of the pen when i get home from work and then about 1/2 a joint in the

the answer is a joint

where are you from dawg your terminology is all crazy.  east coast US we use carb, chillum (never bat), bucket = gravity bong

we went from getting a return to owing >$1000

one of my dogs figured out how to east blueberries off the bush a few years ago, and now every time we go blueberry picking he gorges himself

oh yeah. they go crazy for freezer burnt smoked salmon.  but i think their favorite is fish head stew

even steel becomes brittle at -40

damn my town doesnt have a whole foods, target, cvs, rite aid, duane reade (?), or albertsons. theres a target in my state but its 6 hrs away.

all 7 of my dogs eat wild alaska salmon every day, at $26 a meal i’d be spending more than my yearly salary to feed them

9 lbs a year??

never loved sweet tea, despite being from a place where you have to ask for “unsweet” tea

it is not legal to purchase wild game meat in any state in the US

who was a noted neo-nazi/white supremacist...

moose lengua is my jam

nancys plain full fat is not quite as thick as greek but getting there.  its my go to

vanilla =/= plain.

full fat plain yogurt, greek or otherwise, is the hardest to find for some reason.  its really the only kind i eat, except i’ll sometimes take one of my wifes from the fridge when i have the munchies

my wife buys liberte as her dessert