OMG BEYONCE HAS PORES?!

To each their own ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Isn't that the modern wedding way? If you hold stock in it and that would make you (or your significant other) happier then go with it. If it hurts your brain get married whenever you want.

I had a sex dream once about Rick Santorum. Kind of. I was part of a sting operation to prove his family values were bullshit and I was the bait. I literally had an inner monologue in the dream that went something like, "this is for the good of the country... this is for the good of the country...". I have never felt…

One of my dogs takes it a step further and tries to lick my makeup off. Always. And it's only eye makeup.

I think that's fine.

I actually lead with that as my introduction to all people I meet, as they are my most important attributes. It doesn't matter what the social situation. "Hi, I'm plain in feature and certainly overweight. Can I get two bean burritos and a cool ranch Doritos locos taco? Thanks."

Or - and this is too radical so it'll never happen, haha - we stop ascribing social status to people just because they've had the good fortune to partner up and commence building a family unit. I'm not saying penalise them for it instead, just don't consider it something to be rewarded the way it is that sets them…

Ugh, just you wait. You'll be on Dateline one of these days, plant killer!!

I think I killed my plant. Not for the insurance money, I swear!

In this day and age, we need "Paid off student loans" parties.

Heart this. What adds to that idea are articles like these or people who pressure others to settle down and marry.

I think this is a great, and interesting, point. My husband and I argued while planning our wedding because he kept telling me that his bar mitzvah was as important as the wedding, and to me that was bizarre - this was THE EVENT for us. But to him he had already had a rite of passage event in his life. I do think that…

Nah. It goes PETA, then juicing for me for top 2 most obnoxious.

Oh if this we're a game, I would win.

I just got married so I'm still pretty pumped about it and still sharing pics. My engagement ring is an opal with a gold band from Etsy (we picked it together) and the wedding band (upside down in the picture) was a gift from my father in law. He metal detects for fun and has a bag of old wedding bands. We took mine…

My dad was once in a jewelry store picking up a bracelet. While there, a guy walked in, said his engagement had ended and asked if he could return the ring; the jeweler said no. As the guy turned to walk out., my dad stopped him and offered to buy the ring. They cam to an agreement on price and the deal was done.