I love your verbs! I had to tun off Autocorrect because it was constantly arguing with me about my verbs and Spoonerisms. To heck with a computer trying to tell me what language enhancements I’m supposed to be using!

I’m typically skeptical of such reports but man oh man would I love to see Rudi Guiliani taken down. Trump obviously, as well as his hideous and dangerous inner circle, but oooooooooo how I hate Guiliani, that loathsome slithering opportunist.

If that will save $17k, think how much it will save to move Melania down to the White House and cutting out weekend trips to Florida!

I was at the garage today (and ended up having to buy a whole new set of tires- yay) and CNN was on. I seriously forgot how annoying it was to hear 45's voice. I usually just read the transcripts of whatever dumb thing he has said- but it was on the TV in the waiting room and I couldn’t avoid it. So much yelling and…

He’s probably lost $17,000 worth of golf balls since his inauguration.

And Russia? Did we forget about Russia?

No no... this Moab thing really needs its own post.

Omg, yes plz. I have a PhD in classics/art history and intellectually beating up bros is the best thing ever. So fucking fun.

Hoo boy. He calls himself Dr. because he has PhD(s?) in Greek, Latin, and philosophy. I have a PhD in Classics and art history. If I EVER referred to myself as Dr., I would be laughed the fuck out of my profession. Fuck this smug piece of shit. I bet he has a micropenis.

They are conditioned to believe that hair = virility, because of Sampson or something like that. I know some guys who have hairlines that are beating a fast retreat and it’s rare that they just accept it. They keep it longer in front to mask it a bit because they are too afraid to just go for it.

I am fascinated to hear a 17 year old’s stinging indictment of academia

I now understand that “writer” = “enthusiastic practitioner of verbal diarrhea.”

Right?! Just fucking say what you want to say.

“must be said to be...”

In his defense, he only said he had a full head of hair. He didn’t say he brought it with him.

No man who still has his hair even *mentions* the fact that he still has his hair.

Oh but he has one of those’generous’ intellectual foreheads. Those don’t need hair. His sexy frontal lobes are there.

Only balding men use that term, otherwise there would be no reason to bring it up.

My very first thought also. Like a full half...

I legit guffawed at the use of the word “full” vis-a-vis his photograph.