greengal
A tale told by an idiot
greengal

Its the fucking Days of our Lives, man. Miss a day, you feel like you’ve missed a year. Miss a couple years, slot right back in anytime. Only this shit’s real shit. I’m waiting for Possessed DJT any minute now...

Man, you guys owe this woman a 50-page apology. I don’t know why anybody hates her— someone didn’t like the sincerity level of a speech she gave and that’s why so many years of public abuse and loathing? Or something? But she sounds 10x smarter & more self-aware & more gracious than any writer here, in any event.

She always seems super nice and her advocacy for LGBT+ and women’s rights is pretty damn awesome. I still don’t understand where the hate came from.

Never got the hatred focused on Anne Hathaway? I have always liked her. I have zero problems with her and have pretty much enjoyed all of her movies.

Putin’s false flag attack, you mean? Yes, we heard. It’ll give him the perfect excuse to go after racial and religious minorities and consolidate even more power. I’m sure it gets old reporting on Trump and his daddy Putin’s distractions.

yes, we are as a collective aware about it and another bomb was disarmed.

my drag queen friend and i went to see her in philly a few years ago during her rolodex of hate tour and she was INCREDIBLY funny and nice, but witty as shit on stage.

Jezebel moves a bit slow with important news like this I’ve noticed. When they do though, they seem to try and devote a whole post on serious subjects like that by one of their stronger writers. They’re not really a breaking news kinda site tbh.

THIS SO MUCH

One of the most exhausting and frustrating things in the whole entire world is a privileged white person with oppressive political views getting bent out of shape because someone reasonably makes the logical connection from those political views to personal beliefs and calls her out on it.

This. There seems to me a tremendous amount of hypocrisy in voting for politicians who want to cut entitlements while feeling you’re entitled to a job in a dying industry and the government is going to help you get it. Um, the fuck?

Exactly. I have zero patience for takes that are all “Here’s what adults should and should not do.” If you are paying your bills and rent on time and making mostly responsible decisions, who the FUCK cares what you put on your face, how you wear your hair, or what activities you choose to do in your spare time? Like,

Well, the main difference is Bush seems like a nice guy who was in way over his head, where Trump is a horrible guy who is in way over his head.

“That was some weird shit.”

*im drunk rn

I’m sure he totally asked the White House about the public Clinton email announcements, though. Yeah, okay, sure.

Well comey can eat shit and die.