greengal
A tale told by an idiot
greengal

LOL I don’t care if you call me white boy. That’s not the way to insult a white person.

White women who want to broadcast their politics (in addition to actually taking action, ahem) could also just wear a t-shirt from Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, Amnesty, SPLC, CAIR, BLM, NOW, NPR, DNC ... the possibilities are endless. Just anything at all besides almost literally #notallwhitewomen.

The bright side is, I guess, that massive unemployment, societal collapse, and generations of ruin eventually lead to Zephrame Cochran building a spaceship and meeting some Vulcans. So I guess maybe our great great grandchildren might be okay, if we don’t nuke ourselves to death right away.

And this whole time I thought Ben Carson (aka Prince Valium) married the Druish Princess Vespa....

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

I would be saying “el oh el” if I weren’t so furious at what his actions meant for the country. Scumbag.

I. Am. Furious.

It is entirely heartless and sociopathic. They are literally signing death warrants. I don’t know how you can so removed from reality that you think getting rid of people’s health insurance is a good idea.

I’m so fucking angry. My parents were finally able to afford healthcare for the first time since we lost our house during the housing crisis. ACA obviously has problems, but the solution has never been snatching away healthcare from people who desparately need it.

The golden shower thing? No, that’s just embarrassing. The part about Putin blackmailing him and pressuring him to change the GOP’s official strategy? That’s treason.

Yeah, I like how people keep forgetting the fact that one of his dumb shit sons said, blatantly, that they owe “hundreds of millions” of dollars to Russians. Like everything else bad that a Republican does, it gets a shrug. Because Hillary used a private email server (just like her predecessor, not that anyone cares.)

Perhaps the bad stuff is just starting to trickle out. The really nasty stuff may start streaming sooner or later.

It’s almost. like. they both did something wrong.

PEOPLE I know Its tempting but under no circumstances bring Loco out of the greys! He left for a while, we were so close to a loco-free jezebel! just ignore, flag and dismiss!

I used to share an office with a woman during grad school and she would frequently make reference to her parents sending her money, paying for this and that.... I had a hard time being friends with her, because it was always about going out for dinner and drinks and things I couldn’t afford to do regularly, and she

Yeah, I have to remind myself of that when I see friends buying homes or going on fabulous vacations- even though I have a higher salary than they do. Their parents paid for their college. Their parents helped with a down payment. My parents are wonderful people who gave me a lot, and I am terribly lucky, but things

If you own the house you live in, you are not poor, full stop. New Jersey has the highest property taxes at 2.29%, which is barely the rate of inflation.

I think it’s just that whoever designs his logos kind of sucks. Just like whoever does his hair and designs his suits.

The flavor of pre-minced garlic, though, dissipates fairly quickly. It’s like buying ground coffee. Pre-peeled is as far as I’ll go.