Tachhhh-koeh?

We had one or two, sort of. Obama was the "Cool", Bush was the "Ranch."

The better prediction of how this would turn out was in "Trash of the Titans", when Homer wins the election for sanitation commissioner over Steve Martin.

I'll be damned if I use a font created by a frakking toaster!

How does it keep up with the news like that?

Uh oh, I actually like 1Q84 and it's the first book of his I read. I do like weird stuff, though.

He made sure the orchestra ran on time for Hitler, that's for sure.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure coming soon!

I found the older white woman in the kimono with the obvious black wig more problematic than Scarlett. Jesus, they couldn't have hired an Asian person for that part?

You know what, I'd rather have Hollywood's ignorant whitewashing over actual violence done to me by angry white rednecks. So I'll go see this and Dr. Strange. It will prepare me for the next 4 years.

I love how there's been at least a dozen incidents like this since Wednesday, of which this is the most mild, and each time it gets reported, some asshole like you jumps in and says, "Stop lying and making shit up, cuck!" The other incidents, BTW, are angry men shouting at women of color to "go back to your country"…

Hearsay and conjecture are the only types of evidence now allowed in Trumpland.

Cue anti-Star Wars boycott by angry Redditors in 3, 2, 1…

Hugo Boss, he makes the classiest, nicest uniforms. You wouldn't believe how good you look, trust me. Bigly uniforms.

Nowadays Woodward and Bernstein would get hounded off Twitter by a bunch of egg and frog avatars threatening to kill them and rape their wives.

Similar thing with the "Love Trumps Hate" slogan. Why is she advertising her opponent's name? It's so dumb.

Was that his story in the first one? I know they specifically spell it out for Ethan Hawke's character in the remake.

I have to say, I was extremely disappointed with New Balance's support of Trump, even when they walked it back and said it was because he was against the TPP. I probably will never buy NB shoes again.

The hidden benefits of a Disqus account. I never knew such bliss.

What did they say?