CancerAIDS!
Sweet Laurel Canyon sound!
Pills in jellybeans!
Rage, rage against the dying of the light!

CancerAIDS!
Sweet Laurel Canyon sound!
Pills in jellybeans!
Rage, rage against the dying of the light!

Is the last Newswire really going to be about Lisa Kudrow? Jeebus.

The Mariners are almost .500! That's actually slightly better than they've usually been for the last 15 years.

But I don't care about this article! And I barely care about SNL!

Let's all eat our shirts!

Wait, you have to claim your name? Is this some kind of Game of Thrones shit?

Pssst, there is a vegetable-based site that a lot of former Clubbers are at where you can bitch about politics. (Wait, maybe it's technically a fruit because it has a seed.)

I think Vitamin C was a person with orange hair (not Trump).

It's the funniest things you do!

Just wanted to take the opportunity to thank this community for providing me with a lot of laughs and knowledge over the years. (I'm Murray—Present, but my original AV Club account is logged out and probably going to be eaten by Kinja.)

Somebody has undoubtedly said this already, but unless she changed her name/gender, it's "Alexa" Ray Joel. You know, like his song "The Downeaster Alexa."

If Fresh Off The Boat did a dark gritty realistic portrayal of a suburban Asian-American household, it would be too grim for network TV. I don't think America is ready for that shit.

They allowed that one douchebag who allowed the Daily Stormfront to be hosted on his server.

Then why didn't he just write that?

LORD PALMERSTON!

I forgot about "Fuck you, The Killing." :)

I look at this the same way I look at Fred Armisen and the rumors about him. He's probably shitty in some ways. But I still like Buffy and the other stuff he's done. I still listen to Michael Jackson songs and Chinatown is a good movie.

But U2 told me it was cool to be staring at the sun!

IT'S REAL! IT'S REEEEAAAALLLL!!!