“The Bruins will have a chance to close out the series in St. Louis on Sunday.” Typical NHL ignoring the rules to help Boston. 

When will Boston ever catch a break?

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

First off, he didn’t cost them the game the other night. Whatever person in the organization who still thinks Luis Cessa is a major league pitcher did that. Secondly the media needs to back off him a little, they won’t but they should because he’s playing well and coming back from what had to be a hellish year. If I…

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Hey, Mexico! Wanna trade presidents?!?

Why on earth is a ball still in play if it hits a roof structure? How incredibly stupid.

Trolling is more effective when you don’t say stupid shit like “per capital.”

Or it’s Saturday morning and half the country is still asleep, and the rest are getting ready to do things or doing them?

• In the final round, replace regular judges with remaining contestants’ personal school bullies.

•  Spell while getting hit by a bus.

What if they had to spell everything by placing 1x1-foot tiles with letters on them onto a board, and the tiles are 50 feet away from the board and they have to run back and forth placing the letters?

if he keeps playing this brilliantly we’ll have to call him Fred Zeppelin

The Raptors shot 50 percent from the floor and 39 percent from three, which is a whopping three percent better than their respective regular season averages. Settle down.

Every one of his tattoos looks like he got paid on Friday, went out drinking that night, then tossed his last two crumpled twenties on the counter of the dirtiest shop in town and asked “What’ll this get me?”

Shut the fuck up. 

I’m glad he didn’t include the picture where he’s fucking the pancake.

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

An entire story about bad ‘90s stuff and not ONE mention of the freakin’ Mighty Ducks?!?!