1. By Josh Duhamel’s estimation we are all pricks who owe Fergie an apology.

Of all these guys alleged crimes, it’s his grammar that I think is what he should get the chair for. 

Guaranteed this guy has been part of dead letters.  

Don’t underestimate Michigan.

FALSE FLAG!!!!

I honestly had Texas. I’m happy to gamble now and then.

Honestly, I thought there’s no way it could be THAT OBVIOUS. I don’t know why I’m expecting subtlety and complexity still in 2018. The correct answer is the dumbest most blatant answer. 

We all knew it was gonna be Florida, right?

Fox News released this photo of the suspect, calling him a tan suit wearing Muslim/liberal extremist who is an illegal immigrant from Kenya.

A white guy in his 50's from Florida? I’m shocked. Also shocked to see that he’s driving around in a van that is basically a Trump shrine. 

LOL.  Deborah you trash. 

How The Fuck Did So Many Teams Pass On Patrick Mahomes?

“Do what you love, and you never work a day in your life.”

Not to be that guy, but 2004 players throwing opening pitches is going to take, like, 19 hours.

Yes

Counterargument:  Nah, fuck him

Is t it interesting that all 4 planes were hijacked at about the same time.......

They’re not afraid of Curt Schilling; they’re afraid of all the process servers trying to flood the field when he’s attempting to pitch.

He was busy anyways planting bombs in George Soros mailbox so probably couldn’t make it.

Prior to the arrest Kelly was involved in physical altercations with a guest at Von Miller’s party.