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The NBA remains very competitive. It has intensity, and drama, title changes, and trash talking. And the tv ratings are beating the WWE in the “Male Soap Opera” category.

According to the documents, Brandon Griesemer, 19, made the calls on Jan. 9 and 10. Four of the calls—which were recorded—contained threats of violence. In the first of the threatening calls, he allegedly said: “Fake news. I’m coming to gun you all down,” along with a racial slur about black people.

Why did I just wake up and for a moment thought it was 20 years ago and the Patriots had no fans.

“they hate us because we’re anuses!”

Deadspin managed to write two dumb columns about Sacramento.

This topic has hit the skid....mark.

Nobody needed a week off more than the Islanders.

I don’t know what I did but later a lawyer gave me a check for $130,000.

In 2018, LaVar Ball is to ESPN and sports just like Donald Trump is to Fox News and politics.

Just another West Side Story between the Jets and Sharks.

Even after death, people will still be talking about Craig Sager’s suit.

After complaining that the timing of his speech at the 99th meeting of the American Farm Bureau Federation in Nashville wasn’t “cool” enough—it was not, regretfully, the conference’s hundredth anniversary—Donald Trump proceeded to thank a list of state officials and farm lobbyists for welcoming him to the state.

Trump is obviously going to the wrong game. Then again, they already played the Orange Bowl.

While enjoying the warm weather, be sure to visit Florida’s vast meth labs, Waffle Houses, and biker bars.

Would you believe that the Jags and Titans played in the AFC Title Game in 2000?

There is still hope that Alex Guerrero can be the “Yoko Ono of the New England Patriots”

Jack Kent Cooke would be 105 if we were alive today. I believe this uppity princess is barely 30. Imagine being born to someone who is better off being your great-grandfather.

Writing in his 2017 year-end report, Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts said simply “that the judicial branch is not immune.”

This is the best news I’ve heard all year!, well all 38 hours of it.

Yes, to all three and I will blame my death on them.