My wife always says things are ‘fine’ between us. Yet, I seem to be sleeping on the couch.

With that tweet, Frei committed professional harakiri.

Evgeni Malkin has a very sad playoff beard

To the Red Sox fans the equivalent of almost seven Ku Klux Klan rallies.

Rex Ryan on Line 1

If the Senators stretch this deep into overtime, will they call it a filibuster?

Luckily, his idea for Gas & Vinegar Potato Chips never panned out.

Baseball is difficult and cruel.

This wouldn’t happen in Toronto

I had the Jets at 0-16, then saw they had the Browns are the schedule, so I will guarantee that the Jets will once this year.

If Nashville wins the Stanley Cup, it will be the biggest cup raising since Dolly Parton’s last bra.

Remember when you add “Religious Freedom” to any bill, you are sure to have the most bigoted, intolerant policies created.

If you walk to a bar, you don’t have to worry about driving home.

You should have seen Chris’s face at that concert. Cornell had a Big Red face.

With stats like that, over time eventually Mike Trout will flounder.

I hate to say bad things about the recently deceased, so I will say this. Roger Ailes died doing what he enjoyed best....sexually harassing the female employees at Fox News.

I hope Roger Ailes gets Farrah Fawcetted

It is not so much the Penguins goaltending but Ottawa’s defense. The Penguins have only scored 3 goals this series.

In fairness, there should be one national capital that should be happy and celebrating.

Poor, sweet Hansel