Since he don’t see what’s happening to his left hand could we say ‘Brad Stevens Is Real Jizzed’

I have! Too bad the judge convicted me of rape.

Rick Pitino refers to it as a 15 second timeout

Psst...stick to army knives

Let’s look back at some happier times during the Trump Administration. His inauguration for instance.

Chris Christie still has an athletic career ready after his political career is over. It involves moving to Japan to become a yokozuna.

I believe the victim’s name was Hilary Fudd.

They seem to change the rules each year that I have lost count.

This season has always felt kind of like a prelude to a Pens-Caps playoff showdown for the East,

Patrick, you have the chance to be the Edward Gibbon of our times.

The players do have a bargaining chip against the owners. The players know the owners won’t find any Mexicans to replace them.

I think it is great forward thinking by Steve Young, to have multiple options ready just in case something doesn’t work out. He knows that the contract he signed in the USFL is going to expire soon, so Young has to be prepared.

That was how many Jason Kidd DWI arrests ago?

Joel Embiid really needs a mentor to get him through these shaky times but still win and have fun. Is Gronk available?

I really need to wear my glasses when I read online. I really mistook the ‘b’ for a ‘t’

(Trump reads earlier article)

Are we sure this is not some absurd reality TV Show?!?

Like I said, wishy-washy, but still better than Plank comparing his company’s declining stock to Tom Brady coming back from a deficit in the Super Bowl

This is makes perfect sense. The Nets usually ‘infor’ a pounding every game.

Why did the Yankees sign Chris Carter?!? All he does is catch touchdowns!