No Watson has ever been this important since the invention of the telephone.

Title IX?

“Nah, I can do better as an educator.” - Mike Tyson

Sounds like Fox Sports 1 will be calling.

that time when Kansas walked away with one.

Historically, an article about a Frenchman surrendering is not exactly news.

except make babies, Tomsula would just use a used balloon in that situation.

I thought the Russian announcers were much more passionate covering Baylor.

a simpler time where we can punish hacking with a minor for two minutes

I always wanted to see Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens come to Cooperstown, to open up a juice bar across from the Museum.

Happy Boxing Day

Sounds like the Blue Raiders got that MT feeling.

I think its about time to leave Jim Tomsula alone, this is really rubbing it in.

Well yes, he was the first pick in the draft in 2002, and he never lived up to his potential.

First Marcus Mariota, now David Carr. If things happen in threes, I would hate to be a young aspiring quarterback who hasn’t played yet this weekend...

Football Team-ish (see Cleveland Browns)

2016: The Year Everyone Died (but Ted Cruz still lives).

Fun fact: It is close to the 29th anniversary of the time Motley Crue’s bassist Nikki Sixx died then undied.

Donate to Planned Parenthood would work as a charitable donation. Too bad Antonio Cromartie is out of the league.

investigative reporters get bribed with free watches