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Even if things don’t work in Kansas City, Nick has a backup plan. Did you know he is an accomplished pianist and has his own band. Anyone ever heard of The Nick Foles Five?.....(ducks)

Yasiel Puig...the Johnny Manziel of Baseball

So to recap, it sounds like some jamokes put house paint on the field; busted out hair blowers to try and dry paint that was sitting on top of small, rubber, easily meltable pellets;

It won’t help that back home Jonas Junius is known as The Mike Tyson of Namibia.

Using this logic, they should cancel the entire 2016 San Francisco 49ers season.

Hitter Jerked Mighty Dong

A strikeout was the not the seamless transition Hunter wanted.

“The Russian team may have experienced the toughest checks of the Olympics, because they had to go through multiple tests and checked,” said Zhukov.

This is my NBC affilate anchor. Y’know the Kent Brockmann Doppleganger. And he’ll tell you all the sports involved in the Modern Pentathlon.

I still believe that Trump is a plant for Hillary. I hope so, three more months of free entertainment.

I can’t see him working out as a relief pitcher, not because of his age or lack of baseball experience. John McEnore wouldn’t know who to argue with everytime he gets an out.

Yankees send Chapman to the Cubs

The photo above was taken five days ago. Here’s how the venue looked after today’s assault by the sea...

I guess independent media won’t get access to football programs without the school’s permission. I suppose its a FARGOne conclusion.

This is way too early for this shit. Do you expect me to believe that a football team called the Lions did something this awesome?!?

IIRC, they were asking Jordan for support in his native North Carolina to support African-American Senate Candidate Harvey Gantt who was running for election against long time racist Senator Jesse Helms in 1990. Many assumed that Jordan would support Gantt. Hence the “sneakers quote” that gives the impression he cared

The slide is there so the bear can slurp his prey instead of chewing it.

Does that guy not like anything khaki colored?

Part of Craig Sager will be in part of the Olympics. He donated his jacket to some African nation to use as their national flag.

It turned out that the dude in the DeSean Jackson jersey actually took the lighter and ran away but before he could leave the area he dropped the lighter