1 drink equals 1 one hour.

Everyone can finally agree with Robert Griffin III that he is the best quarterback ever...to get injured in August.

The fact that Americans knew Geno was not a victim of a 419 scam, shows that not everyone from Nigeria is a prince looking to hand over a check.

Cancers that have beaten Red Sox Curses

Thank you Tom Brady, your credibility makes A-Rod look like an elder statesman.

“I can’t admit to anything, I have UGGs to sell”-Tom Brady

Tackling mannequins....another Urban myth.

No one had to the nerve to tell the young man that tonight was ‘Scenes from the Grassy Knoll Night”, never picked up his John F. Kennedy Bobblehead.

I actually approve of this, its karma. Milwaukee provided the first stadium with public funds to lure the Braves from Boston in 1952. Let the punishment fit the crime.

A future pew boy with advanced training.

Congratulations to the Cavaliers, through team work and a deep bench they were able to finally succeed.

“I might have a differing opinion” - Bridget Moynahan

Billy is now the man of the house.

Rejected as an Atlanta Hawks logo.

The owl is a wearing a KKK hood. This is still 2015, right?

3***

On the bright side, it did kill Sandra Bullock’s career.

Somebody needs to breakout the Richter Scale

Look on the bright side Cleveland, you finally got to see a team win a championship.

“Yes, our internet password is 12345. Why?” - Houston Astros