He got fired on Turdsday

I am lokking forward to the next Boychuking of Ovi.

“I agree” - Pete Rose

In Baltimore standing up and not facing the field is now a thing.

One of the first apps Curt Schilling created was SnowFarmville. Now he owes the government millions.

Shaughnessy insisted on that second bowl of Cincinnati Chili. Everyone else was done at one.

Considering P.K. Subban lost to Magary on Chopped he was going to take it out on somebody.

I got two votes for you.

Just like the Knicks, you had a big case of “having the shits”

For empathy, is Katie appearing to be an inmate at a halfway house?

Know what station to get off at.

I now have a sudden urge to buy Frosted Flakes.

Here’s a tiger losing his mane

He is also accused he shooting Six Irish Car Bombs at the club. He is now awaiting extradition.

1a. NCAA Hockey: the favored team gives up an own-goal in the Championship and ends up losing. That moment made me so happy.

Something else was Bruin at the Fall River Courthouse amirite?!? (Shows himself away)

(Future convo between cellmates)

Her AAA sponsor refused to rev up her engine but offered a 10% coupon on her next motel stay.

Those new cartoons featuring Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd as babies are very realistic looking.

RR: “We’re going to be the one team in Buffalo that doesn’t tank!”