Crossfit workouts are getting weirder and weirder...

Festivus for the Messed Up of Us

I hope your Geely rep is reading this article and reading how sexist and prejudiced the below quote was.

VW will be watching intently. “If the can get that emissions bomb past fed regs, then there’s hope for our diesel program yet!”

I couldn’t figure out the joke until I said it out loud in an Australian accent. +1 that was very funny.

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

You know, this could be fun, but I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE EYES. Post-apocalyptic art nouveau cyborg gladiatorial games? Sounds good. Those eyes? *Shudder*

it runs in the family.

Thanks for posting! I guess like father, like son.

I remember that crash. Still don’t know WTF Jos was doing there. It’s not even like he was trying to pass Montoya - he just ran into him for no apparent reason. 

Holy Grail Skyactiv-X Engine

MAKE STANDARD TIME ALL YEAR ROUND LIKE IT WAS BEFORE!

I vant to siphon your gassss

Happiest little vampire. The fangs are glow wire glued to white cardboard.  Then on Halloween I park it at an angle facing the street and wired up a simple flasher to flash the headlights.  With or without the fangs kids love that little car.

I would like to note that the pun italics were added in edits and Mike Ballaban missed three of my puns. I am very proud at this moment. I am a pun master.

A few years ago, Zakspeed was proud that it could get 600 horsepower from its 1.75-liter turbocharged four-cylinder engine. Here is one from the 1950s making 600 horsepower with less displacement. Also, it revs to 12,000 RPM. Also it sounds amazing. I give you the BRM V16.

...to run rich because unmetered air could enter the intake.

It was at a funny angle.

Nice price or crack pipe

but the nagging effects of gravity starts slowing a bullet down the moment it leaves the gun barrel.