Hmm... I wonder if dealerships are actually bad?

Stick with the blue theme! And the ND may be better but the NA is classic

My 2020 Toyota 86 Hakone Edition

Probably because they're awful, but didn't stop them recommending a challenger 

I’m surprised no one mentioned the Cadillac CTS-V. I don’t see the appeal myself but it seems like it’s a common answer from the staff for this column, and would actually fit the requirements here pretty accurately, but maybe I'm wrong?

Better looking is... Subjective 

And pickup trucks don't even fit on the roads in the UK, don't forget that...

It’s not (sic) if they are using the correct spelling for the language they are speaking.

Did you know that in normal countries (not US) the button does in fact actually do something? Still doesn’t matter how many times you press it, but pedestrians are prioritized.

BRZ/86 in one of the bright blues and save $35k+

RX8 

Fiat Punto. The most perfect of all proportions. And some of them even came in nice colors

‘Investors’ are typically not looking at how well a company will be situated in 10-20 years. Worst measure of company health you could possibly choose

How many valuables do you think the average Jalopnik reader has? Maybe if all of us pool together all of our valuables? 

May I introduce you to a man named Occam? He is the proud owner of a razor.

Looked at this for all of 8 seconds before saying "Kia Stinger AWD. Done." Glad to see the experts get this one right 

Wut

Just got my knee surgerized today and already missing driving my manual 86. Can't imagine how you're feeling - sorry to hear it.

Looks like a computer mouse

Why is this filed under "Racing"?