Have you considered getting a new wife instead of a new car?

“The standard Wrangler was only rated to tow 2,000 pounds, but the Unlimited—presumably due to the added stability resulting from its longer wheelbase and higher weight—could yank over twice that at 3,500"

All of them please. Thanks

Wrong. Colors are always better

I fucking love Jalopnik, and I really enjoy your articles about cars, but this article is not really about cars, and is still the best fucking article I’ve read on this site. Keep up the good work and hopefully many people will read this and take something away from it.

No but I want to

There should only be 3 records available:

I work in the Customs department of a major importer. Yes, the trade war has affected me.

And as you might expect, being that it is something that is inherently good and also yellow (also inherently good) it is on entirely the opposite side of the country to me, which is inherently bad (not yellow) and leaves me feeling blue (also not yellow).

You mean just commenting it on a thread isn't 100% secure and anonymous? 

Wow, FCA’s cheap, low build-quality POS is cheaper than GM and Ford's less cheap, less low build-quality POS. Who would have guessed?

100% agree. At that price the only $40,000 of mods I would care about would be directly performance related mods, not color changing wheels and the ability to scrape my front splitter every ten seconds.

Good to know that they're taking the most literal possible version of 'under 60,000'

BAD TAKE

I’m sorry that you hate things that are fun

It’ll be an easy win for the people with a 3 foot bed because they don't actually ever use their truck to move stuff, just for the image. 

But will it still be available in yellow in 12 years once I've saved up enough money to buy just the yellow paint?

Wow, strong opinions huh?

Needs a mad lift kit bro

Some people might be worried about not being able to find parts, but for former Isuzu owners, this is not their first Rodeo