Kobe put his mark on the game by being a very, very, very good player who developed a psychotic drive to match Michael Jordan to the point of copying his hairstyle, his play style, stopping just short of Single White Female territory...and in turn ushered in a generation of dipshit white boys who shot badly-aimed…

That’s…what it seems like. Which is just so infomercial and predatory-like.

And fuck Shaq too.

I want to see him lose his big comeback fight.

It’s like that old Chris Rock line about getting robbed.

“I’ve killed very many fathers. You’ll have to be more specific.”

Hey man, Shrek and Fiona would be appalled to be compared to this asshole.

“Not yet, Snake! It’s not over yet!”

Chris Kluwe’s prose is a Tarantinian masterpiece of hate, vitriol, righteous fury, complicated set-ups to delightfully ridiculous insults and punchlines…and it is incredible to read. Very cathartic.

Okay, who’s the wise guy that swapped out the Spanish Announce Table for the Japanese Announce Table?

Holy shit that embedded video from Bomani Jones. Hey pal, if you know that no answer you give will be the right one, then maybe it isn’t the students that are unreasonable. Maybe it’s you that’s the problem.

“Reality has a well-known liberal bias.” -Stephen Colbert

Mike Huckabee doesn’t seem to spend any time with anyone outside of his echo chamber, really.

Hey the Chocolate Rain guy is pretty cool. Helluva voice actor, though that shouldn't be too surprising.

It’s headlines like this that remind me how much I love Deadspin.

Holy SHIT.

That announcer absolutely nailed that moment. “A Triple Crown Winner, a Breeder’s Cup Winner, A Horse OF A LIFETIME!” is a damn good line.

That’s outrageous!

I agree with Rita Ora.

The M1 Garand’s clip getting expended is the single prettiest sound in the most terrifying way. Just a jangling *PSHING.* M1 did it right, I guess.