Ummm yeah I would totally use the Lengthenator on my Di……Summer.

Shame on them for wanting to make money. They’re probably gonna use it to make another game instead of buying every employee a new Home and car.

I assure you very few people at Walmart work as hard as he does and I’ve never seen a video from him.

Have you considered a different hobby? Some games just aren’t going to be an option and Ive had to learn to live with that.

Kotaku never disappoints. Every time I open the site it’s an article bitching about something.

Color me surprised. An article bitching about something nobody has seen. I know it’s hard to transition jobs but Kotaku is getting to Zacks head. They’re so negative that it rubs off on the Articles. The readers are turning on each other constantly writing walls of text( like this one) telling each other their…

What part are you missing out on. You sail, you plunder, you pirate. You certainly don’t want some of the other “Parts” to be touched in this game I can assure you of that.

And you think they care?

They’re all fucking mass killers morally corrupt is not a strong enough word to describe them. No grey area… nothing. They are fucking bad guys.

Thank you for your service as a white man

Thank your for your service 🤝

Thank you for your service 🤝

I come from the future to tell all of you this is a terrible idea and a huge mistake.

You just know she can’t wipe correctly, use a bidet, or read by just looking at her. I can almost taste a picture of her and it tastes like the caustic inner coating of a Wellbutrin pill.

She is a very devout Christian but makes exceptions for herself, has no shame and is a sexual deviant to her employees. You’re correct that is a little to on the nose for me to laugh at. It’s like Jeffrey died for her sins and she repays it by using him as a Fashionable handbag.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!

Not a fan

How dare they indeed

Don’t be a follower

Well I’m just so glad this is all cleared up now. It was very stressful for me and I may need therapy going forward.