I’ll preface this by saying that I am in no way defending Whedon, that, despite being a fan of his work for many years, I realize now is a piece of shit.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

Yeah, I can’t watch this without crying. Clearly as far as the American songbook is concerned she was the GOAT, and that performance, at seventy-three, is exhibit A of exhibits A through QQQ of why.

to get roasted by a shockingly deep generation of NBA teens who wildly overrate his status as an all-time great

I feel like Evangeline Lily is perfect example of an entertainer who really is just a regular lady versus being “relatable” as a media strategy.

technically its an incel phone

I’m guessing the ships you’re thinking of have flipped around and are doing a deceleration burn at the time.

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

Are you available to work parties?

Apparently consensual blowjobs are a no-no but unwanted pussy-grabbing is just fine.

I’m sure Breitbart is just chomping at the bit to make an offer and turn ABC into the second 24 hour all-white supremacist network. Fox News being the first of course.

The original big three in Miami all were inspired by Kobes work ethic at The 2008 olympics. There’s a great Wade interview (I’m a lifelong Heat fan so I watch those) where he says everybody showed up for the first breakfast on the first day not sure what to do at 7 am, and Kobe walked in with ice packs on his knees…

I think TJ Miller thinks TJ Miller is above having regrets so I’m not sure about that.

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

He definitely has what he’d consider an erection.

Somehow I just know that he has a group of people who stand in the bathroom with him every morning to applaud like that after he shits.

I know someone who’s getting laid tonight.

So he’s Sicilian?