I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

Definitely shit on Louies part. In his prime he was as funny a stand up I’d seen, I mean laugh out loud til your crying funny. Chapelle and Carlin are right there for me too. Anyway I turned on Netflix tonight (It’s 230am here in Dubai) and started to watch Louies newest stand up. Absolutely cringeworthy. The audience…

No one saw “The Witches of Eastwick?”

may i ask you all something? youre all jezebel-posting folk. i really want to ask you something. do you think god knew what he was doing when he created trump? seriously, i really want to know. or do you think it was just another one of his minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, floods? do you think donald…

Nooooooo. Jen. Seriously. You are better than this. This motherfucker cheated on you and blew up your life. There were teams! I remember! It was all fucked up!

grows a spine. oh man, you are hilarious. you should think about stand up. those goons in Congress are never going to grow spines. if you think the GOP is going to, they are too busy thinking of their own careers. and the Dems? well they’ve always been spineless.

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

News flash, they have been doing just that for the last 18 months. Look what it accomplished.

I hate you and I hate your ass face!

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I mean, I get the whole ‘wanting to be edgy’ thing, but, yelling ‘fuck marvel’ is just. Childish. Especially when Marvel’s worst is probably better.

More like ... OJ Yayo, amirite?

Has Bryan Singer jumped the X-shark?

Exactly my thoughts - do the Titans trot out all the players they get with these picks out to midfield for the coin toss next time these two play, like Jeff Fisher did to Washington the other year?

I know what it was. It was a bigoted reality TV whore pushing his political views in the guise of a “prayer”. No real sport would ever do this. This is why NASCAR is a joke to 90% of the country.

It was a piss-poor political speech from a redneck who makes duck calls, you sanctimonious redneck.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

Never really needed my comic heroes to age in real time, and never really expected them to. What is this “For Betteror or For Worse”? Spider-Man has aged about 15 fictional years in over 50 real years, I’m good with that.