greatkingrat
GreatKingRat
greatkingrat

No one saw “The Witches of Eastwick?”

Theroux is such an upgrade from Pitt. She’d be a fool to go back to that non-showering, multiple kid adopting, smelly, only-good-in-a-film-every-once-in-a-while cheating actor.

And you made no typos! :)

Even if someone files the complaints, and they will, it will be up to a GOP-controlled Congress to look into it and they will just elect not to do so.

I’m still amazed at how many people honestly give a fuck. The internet lost its collective shit yesterday over her pregnancy announcement. It is stunning, the things that really matter to people today.

The president is a cunt. And I don’t mean that in a good way.

Someone needs to seriously dress-down this ridiculous orange troglodyte. He should be pilloried and vilified by every politician and pundit broadly on any network available.

And even the more “acceptable” kind of actual locker room talk is usually not done by near-60 year-old men. There’s a teeny bit of leeway for the idiocy of youth with some statements, but good people grow out of that phase.

The love child of Billy Eichner and Joe Lo Truglio.

Bumgarner was pissy all night, getting salty at the ump for pitch calls, glaring at Yasmani Grandal for getting hit by a pitch he probably could have avoided. 

I didn’t read it all either but I’m guessing he blames it all on Muslims.

I’m also glad someone pointed this out or else I would have a problem continuing to Kinja with you people, because you’re bastard people.

I think it is pre-signed by Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

I didn’t know alien symbiotes could affect droids.

What’s a man doing with a bobby pin?

The director shouted “fuck Marvel” at the premiere last night, and people were expecting this movie to take in $140 million, shattering the August record set by Guardian of the Galaxy.

Her plagiarism is probably the thing I give the least amount of a shit about. I’m more interested in her lying about having a college degree.

You sure you’re not at ComicCon?