Now the schadenfreude when the Cubs die the mung fade in the playoffs will taste even better!

The NRA would merely say that if there was someone there that was armed, perhaps the white CHRISTIAN ladies themselves, then such a tragedy could have been avoided.

Nope. Green hates gonads. He targeted Steven Adams’s yam bag at least twice and then went after BronBron’s. He despises balls. Numerous reporters have wondered why he was always last to the post-game pressers. Turns out he was still in the shower, shouting expletives at his own testicles.

Nah. Not a fan of the effusive ball washing Lebron always gets. I don’t have a dog in the fight. My team has sucked for a few years and hasn't sniffed the playoffs.

I don't know how Lebron could be omnipotent with Patrick Redford licking his balls so feverishly.

He’s blaming Obama for the massacre.

He said “this is what I do, this is what I’ve always done. I just set a record that doubles the previous record of most points scored in a player’s last game by dropping 60 at age 37 which is the highest points scored in the NBA this year and more people are talking about this than the Warriors winning 73 games. This…

Kobe with the biggest mic drop in NBA history.

If that’s true I’ve lost a lot of respect for prostitutes.

Interesting headline. I also may or may not be being held hostage by Richard Simmons’s maid.

They frown on poor punctuation.