While I can only roll my eyes at dipshit brigades to downvote a trailer because something something ethics in game journalism, this fucking sucks. Dislike count is still incredibly important when you’re doing things like, say, googling a problem and trying to find a fix. Clicking onto a video and seeing it has a 1:5…

Came to say something similar. That feature has come in handy when I watched videos about working on a car, something I am not very good at, so I try to find people who have good concise information. If it had a high dislike I would usually shoot down to the comments to see if it was genuine or people clowning…

It isn’t that they can’t eat raw meat. But that salmonella, ecoli, and other things that we see in improperly cooked meats are things that cats and dogs are highly susceptible to. And these are also present in way too many forms of raw meat intended for human consumption since they need to be cooked. 

I prefer to think that everyone is smart (and I am too). It is actually not so different from thinking that everyone is dumb, it is just a matter of perspective.

I live my life with the expectation that my coworkers, family, loved ones, friends, strangers, fellow drivers, my politicians, are selfish lazy assholes who couldn’t drive out of a paper bag. Is it judgmental? Yes. Is it hyperbole? Yes. But does it mean I have my ass covered when I need to? Does it mean I am able to…

Fortunately for you, your boss is too lazy and stupid to know if you’re doing a good job!

I keep telling people at work if you want an efficient way of doing something ask a lazy person, they will know.

Isn’t the incentive to actually try supposed to be because you love decorating tho

You can also press B to skip Kapp’n’s songs, and then he gets pissed at you

I was just thinking that. Do they really need a separate article about everything thing coming in updates or what? I literally hopped on the computer right now, saw the home page and was like, “Another one?”

You guys should make more Animal Crossing posts! I’m not sure 90% is enough. Just talked to Big Jim, and he says to go the full 100%, you know, for the clicks.

“Sorry we (once again) did the absolute bare minimum and you- our beloved paying customer- are stuck with a janky, half-working version of a thing amateur enthusiasts have had functioning perfectly for decades.

Lizzie would be my pick as GBBO contestant who would make the best drinking partner.

I could hang with funny down-to-earth Lizzie any day. Seeing her surprised eyes when the name GEORGE was called made me sad, she knows she is on the line. Paul can’t help picking on her but cannot fault her creativity (I don’t care what they had to say about the Blue Bowl with the Roses, that was freakin’ cool!) and…

This is a fun ongoing story and all, but mostly I just want Cardi to give me a back scratch.

That whole epilogue chapter read like crummy Harry Potter fanfic. “And Ron and Hermione got married and had babies and their names were Hugo and Rose and also Harry and Ginny got married and had babies and they named them Lily Luna and James Sirius and Albus Severus because Harry was so proud of Snape for loving his…

Sure, Snape was a less-than-compassionate educator (to put it mildly), but he also slyly taught his students what they needed to know: jumping ahead to the werewolf section in Azkaban, for example, to help explain the absence of Professor Lupin.

Severus Snape is one of Harry Potter’s most complicated characters, with as many as admirers as he has detractors. But Harry himself names his second son after Snape, calling him “the bravest man I ever knew.”

Minerva McGonagall. People can keep the Cads, the next-level Weirdos and the Sinister Scamps. I like a loyal witch who can bring statues to life and rock a cat suit.

joe can be obsessed with cardi but he’s gonna be the one ending up in that cage.