I heard it was a kangaroo. You know, marsupial law.

The flavor (or lack thereof) would have been my second issue. Gotta at least throw some mushrooms in there if you wanna commit to the whole "unseasoned peasant soup."

This is my kinda recipe. Simmered bacon is a new one to me, though. Is it tender? I don’t really want to be chewing through streaks of fat.

I can't tell if this is sarcasm. She was convicted of insider trading, it's not like she killed anybody.

I'd say Verde sauce if those bastards at Taco Bell hadn't discontinued it!

I love the spiced ones! I'm disappointed they weren't on this list.

This blog post gives me life.

I approve. Lentils are delicious.

Anything out of a measuring cup.

My girlfriend works for a dealership, and yes both the salespeople and the dealership itself have incentives for moving new vehicles, usually specific ones.

I’ve seen a lot of “never Sanders” Warren supporters lately, and it seems to largely be because of a subset of decidedly wrong-headed Sanders supporters being assholes. So it looks like a lot of the “taking my ball and going home” that Sanders supporters were accused of in 2016.

This right here. I’ll just sit here very patiently waiting for extremely online Warren supporters move to support their most idealogically similar candidate, Sanders.

I support any GS cookie opinion that pushes against their deification and the annual obsession over them.

“He doesn’t fear heaven or earth” is a solid descriptor of Dolt 45.

This intrigues me. The concept of empty calories that tastes kinda like beer but doesn’t intoxicate me holds no appeal. But something like an unsweetened tea with more interesting flavors sounds alright.

Is it really reviewing if you binge-watch it over the weekend and write blog posts in the same time-frame?

Extreme Creme Oreo O’s. And i dunno if they still make it and I just can’t find it, but Rice Krispie Treat Cereal.

Have you tried pizza Combos?

Has Leo done anything in particular to be this “mascot” besides date younger women? I’m not saying he’s some Light Shining in the Darkness of successful white men, but you could probably throw a rock at the Oscar's crowd and hit somebody more deserving.

Your $2.75 Coors almost makes me miss Pottsville’s $2 Yuengling drafts at M&M's.