Why only "used to?"

The only thing remarkable about this story is that it was written about, and that so many people cared he made an unfunny, unremarkable joke.

I’m doing my part to support the beer and whiskey industries, somebody else is gonna have to step up for wine.

Kids, adults with nostalgia, as exhibited below. But I get your point. I gotta figure Joan decided she was gonna hate it before she even got to the theater though.

Gonna continue to pass on film reviews from a gossip columnist, especially when they're obviously not the target audience, and clearly have no expectations of even trying to enjoy it.

That second paragraph is a masterpiece. And these look amazing, bonus points for no ricotta.

I’m pretty sure Lifehacker wrote the same article yesterday, and it was cross-posted here.

I guessed "dancer at a monarchy-themed strip club."

Can I get it styled like a Master Ball? Or a Moon Ball?

Aimee wins because chocolate and neopolitan are terrible picks. I do love butter pecan though.

So you didn’t lose any money had time to make other dinner plans, big whoop. I'm gonna turn this into a Savage Love and advise your husband to DTMFA.

Bud Lite, bald eagle piss, and flags?

It’s almost as if there was no need to "debate" this...

Do you want coronavirus? Because that's how you get coronavirus.

I totally agree. My main issue is that Sabrina (the character) is not really likeable or charismatic or particularly entertaining, she makes for a poor protagonist, regardless of hero/villain status. She's selfish and bland.

Speaking of, I haven’t had a good ol’ Baltimore Martini in a while.

On the rare occasions I get delivery, I only do so through the restaurants website. Even if they're using a 3rd party service, at least I know the restaurant is involved.

Joan’s MO appears to be that rich/famous people only exist to amuse us and/or be targets of scorn; any modicum of respect or empathy is unnecessary

Sorry, I gotta call bullshit on this. Some people are afraid of dogs, never grew up around dogs, are allergic to dogs, or just don't care for dogs for perfectly normal reasons. If being able to interact with dogs is a mandatory qualification for the presidency, I want off this planet.

Yeah if the podcast is treating that as some sort of new revelation, they completely missed the boat.